My therapist: What is keeping you up at night?

Darth Karto·4/29/2018, 11:09:24 AM·24 votes·9,569 views

Me: idk doc, I just... I've been thinking. Why can't plankton just make someone buy a krabby patty for him?

Therapist: omg

Me: omg

18 Comments

Luralin4/29/2018, 11:09:09 PM4 votes

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Me: idk doc, I just... I've been thinking. Why can't plankton just make someone buy a krabby patty for him?

Therapist: omg

Me: omg

Because the person buying it will just eat it obviously.

CLG ear4/29/2018, 11:59:05 AM1 votes

TFW you don't even have a therapist

Kuronii Lumiira4/29/2018, 1:11:37 PM1 votes

Challenge.

flibitydoo4/29/2018, 6:51:43 PM1 votes

I remember there was an episode (but I can't quite seem to remember what it was called) where Karen (his robot wife) did exactly that, but plankton somehow bumbles that up

edit:found it https://youtu.be/8eMto8tIq_E?t=2m35s was when plankton had his anniversary

SpongebobIsLife4/29/2018, 6:57:28 PM1 votes

exactly.

grarrrg4/29/2018, 8:03:57 PM1 votes

It's the Trix Rabbit all over again man...

TaroBunni4/29/2018, 8:26:35 PM1 votes

You know, I read about an experiment where they made these college kids play Tetris for hours upon hours a day, and after a while, they started playing "Tetris" in real life. One student reported, upon seeing a beautiful city horizon, he would lift up the buildings in his head and rotate them to see how they fit well together.

I wonder what it means for me, with the amount of League that I've been playing. I once saw a pink and blue color-changing fountain, and the first thing that popped in my head was "Inhibitor."

What's keeping you up at night is worse than my dreams of playing League, though. My condolences. [sg-soraka]

Darth Karto4/30/2018, 5:15:43 AM1 votes

XD

Zed genius4/30/2018, 11:38:16 AM1 votes

Me: idk doc, I just... I've been thinking. Why can't plankton just make someone buy a krabby patty for him?

YES

Agent Corgi4/30/2018, 5:35:31 PM1 votes

Can't ask Patrick to do it. Knowing him, he'll just get hungry on his way back to the Chum bucket.

Vyuprax4/29/2018, 11:19:23 AM1 votes

[sg-ahri-1] No, stop, please! I like sleep!

Darth Karto4/30/2018, 10:54:00 PM1 votes

Hue