Season Reward Ideas V2

I feel that Riot lets shitters backtalk too much, so to make sure it's fair to anyone who actually plays the game RIGHT, these should be the end of season rewards.

Bronzelord Players - Banned from ranked permanently. -REMOVED CUS MODS SUCK-, and should have no reward for being bad at this game.

Silver Players - Silver 1 is basically the same as bronze. Cannot use chat because anything they have to say is irrelevant anyways., eve in their own elo.

Gold players - 500 RP + Gold Summoner icon + Special season skin. Also has the ability to ban any bronze players they come across if they backtalk. Still cannot use the league of legends forums.

Platinum Players - 1,000 RP + Platinum Summoner icon + Special season skin + $50.00 credit for the Riot merchandise store where you can buy T-shirts. Plus ban bronze players. Still cannot use league of legends boards. All previous rewards.

Diamond 3 or lower Players - 12,000 RP + Diamond Summoner icon + Special season skin + $100.00 credit for the Riot merchandise store where you can buy T-shirts + 50 RP a day for life. Can talk but is banned if caught backtalking D2+. All previous rewards.

Diamond 2+ Players - Ability to ban enemy players plus diamond rewards. Can have bronze players IP banned at their whim. Starts game with 2000 gold.

Masters Players - 30,000 RP + Masters Summoner icon + Special season skin + 50% off all RP purchases. All previous rewards, a job in Riot's balance team, and a free car to get to work in style with.

Challenger Players - America's place as the foremost world power is at jeopardy. Not because of middle eastern conflicts or China's economic awakening but because it does nothing to curb the tide of bronziocracy. American bronzies are given suffrage and even legal and reproductive rights despite having proved their inferior mental and moral status. In countries like Korea where being the worst at something is shameful people give their all to better themselves. However American culture celebrates mediocrity and encourages bronzies to merely stop playing the game when their self esteem might be tarnished by their inferior performances. Instead of sharpening their minds and, even more importantly, teaching themselves to overcome their inherent genetic disadvantages through hard work, American bronzies transition to smoking cannabis and having unprotected ***. They diminish their mental abilities even further while creating the next generation of bronzies. The only way to curb America's economic decline is the mandatory sterilization of all bronzies. While it would be inhumane to simply eradicate the bronzies America is already saddled with, their negative economic impact can be curbed by leveraging them as farm animals and mannequins.

edit- also a ducko http://absfreepic.com/absolutely_free_photos/small_photos/beautiful-white-duck-on-water-3648x2736_78730.jpg

Edit 2 - Wardens pls stop ruining the integrity of the joke.