Do Draconic, Foodie Girls Exist?

Sky of Smiles·Mar 18, 2018·15 votes·2,034 views

https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/general-discussion/ujbg6Kbt-do-nerdy-wholesome-girls-exist

So, I'm 2900yrs old. Never had a dragon girl, never burned down villages, none of that. Pretty sure something is wrong with me, but I'm kind of done caring, and ready to give up.

I was just wondering if the girl I'm looking for even exists.

She'd be super Au'Ra, someone who actively plays video games and enjoys anime and all that, and would enjoy going to dungeons with me.
She'd be an Astrologian and won't hold back on CDs, always there for insta queues when I need her, and unwilling to take drops I want.
She'd have a lot of mind, and would enjoy learning about the rotations that interest her just for the sake of clearing raids.
She'd be a bit braver than me, and would push me to FINISH THE FUCKING GAME and come out of my shell.
She'd enjoy just babysitting me as we walk around the city checking out restaurants.
And she wouldn't be into drugs, smoking or alcohol abuse.

So, do dragon girls like that even exist? Sounds a bit too much like a fairytale or an anime to me. Though if I'm looking for imaginary things, that might explain part of why I have no luck.

And how do shy, introverted casual Tanks usually go about finding dragon girls? I've been using party finder and the FFXIV forum for years, but no one ever messaged me. Anything in game usually ends up with me being used and then dumped.

https://imgur.com/IOPEQge

26 Comments

KythersMar 18, 201813 votes

>tfw no dragon girlfriend to terrorize peasants with

mikemcpartyMar 18, 20186 votes

What even is this?

PeritheusMar 18, 20181 votes

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What even is this?

A light hearted jab parody of the sad courageous desperate 1 last shot @ curious ideal best friend lady exist lonely nice guy post, this parody took a little bit of the weight away after everyone gave their love doctor reviews and experiences, knowledge, the best they could tell in word form even if it's in hidden gems like this one.

mikemcpartyMar 18, 20181 votes

{quoted}

A light hearted jab parody of the sad courageous desperate 1 last shot @ curious ideal best friend lady exist lonely nice guy post, this parody took a little bit of the weight away after everyone gave their love doctor reviews and experiences, knowledge, the best they could tell in word form even if it's in hidden gems like this one.

I don't know which post you are referencing. Do you mind offering the link?

PeritheusMar 19, 20181 votes

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I don't know which post you are referencing. Do you mind offering the link?

Joking or is this sarcasm? I mean it's literally the first line brown text link in the post at the top below the title

https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/general-discussion/ujbg6Kbt-do-nerdy-wholesome-girls-exist

P.S. Now the boards are recently filled with this inspirational relief jab parody meme about others horrible posts inception with a teeny bit different topic from the original why OP why???

mikemcpartyMar 19, 20181 votes

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Joking or is this sarcasm? I mean it's literally the first line brown text link in the post at the top below the title

https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/general-discussion/ujbg6Kbt-do-nerdy-wholesome-girls-exist

P.S. Now the boards are recently filled with this inspirational relief jab parody meme about others horrible posts inception with a teeny bit different topic from the original why OP why???

I did not see it in post. I don't think it was linked initially, but if it was... I must be blind. Thanks for the share anyways :)

PlsTouchMeGentlyMar 18, 20181 votes

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What even is this?

It's a recently-made meme.

Frontline FuryMar 18, 20184 votes

Shyvana

FaliandraMar 18, 20183 votes

lol,wow, i almost fit the bill. I mained AST,but also enjoyed SCH and WHM a lot and im usually either Miqote or Aura.

FFXIV got really boring tho, so I quit. Cleared O7s a month ago and started with O8s,but I just didnt find it fun anymore.

Sky of SmilesMar 18, 20181 votes

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lol,wow, i almost fit the bill. I mained AST,but also enjoyed SCH and WHM a lot and im usually either Miqote or Aura.

FFXIV got really boring tho, so I quit. Cleared O7s a month ago and started with O8s,but I just didnt find it fun anymore.

Thats why I've just been casually leveling up the remainder of my classes to 70 on Ultros. Just to get the storyline and better understanding of the different classes.

FaliandraMar 18, 20181 votes

[{quoted}](name=Sky of Smiles,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=80GluGl3,comment-id=00050000,timestamp=2018-03-18T17:05:24.007+0000)

Thats why I've just been casually leveling up the remainder of my classes to 70 on Ultros. Just to get the storyline and better understanding of the different classes.

yeah i finished lvling all my classes to 70 about 6-7 months ago. I had the whole raid tier down. BiS for several classes. All crafters maxed out + all the primal mounts. Got a medium house nicely decorated. I literally had nothing to do apart from endgame afking and the occasional glamouring. then my mate suggested to start playing league until new content gets released....and when I came back for 4.2, I just didnt have any fun anymore. Now i dont even care about my house thats gonna get demolished in about a month's time. Its kinda sad but they need to fix their goddamn 1.0 spaghetti code and sort their game out. Its only gonna hold them back even more in the future. And all that "new content" that they kept promising and kept delaying just always turns out to be another braindead, boring grindfest (palace & eureka, anyone?)

Sky of SmilesMar 18, 20181 votes

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yeah i finished lvling all my classes to 70 about 6-7 months ago. I had the whole raid tier down. BiS for several classes. All crafters maxed out + all the primal mounts. Got a medium house nicely decorated. I literally had nothing to do apart from endgame afking and the occasional glamouring. then my mate suggested to start playing league until new content gets released....and when I came back for 4.2, I just didnt have any fun anymore. Now i dont even care about my house thats gonna get demolished in about a month's time. Its kinda sad but they need to fix their goddamn 1.0 spaghetti code and sort their game out. Its only gonna hold them back even more in the future. And all that "new content" that they kept promising and kept delaying just always turns out to be another braindead, boring grindfest (palace & eureka, anyone?)

I'm behind... Quite a bit. I started since Beta and... I'll say I got my tanks + healers to 70 - it wasn't like this. Now, I just give Square Enix my money every month just for the opportunity to maybe finish the game. I throw in getting all my classes to 70 as a goal for this year after reading your post.

Thanks.

Lost ParadoxMar 18, 20183 votes

This sounds like a man child lookin for a sugar momma lmao.

Sky of SmilesMar 18, 20181 votes

[{quoted}](name=Lost Paradox,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=80GluGl3,comment-id=0006,timestamp=2018-03-18T16:49:39.354+0000)

This sounds like a man child lookin for a sugar momma lmao.

So what technical or patterns do you use to day trade BTC?

I've done day trading successfully before... Thats why I don't give a fk on what you say about Bitcoin. Get rich or call the suicide hotline - I really don't give a fk.

Lost ParadoxMar 18, 20181 votes

[{quoted}](name=Sky of Smiles,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=80GluGl3,comment-id=00060000,timestamp=2018-03-18T17:01:34.071+0000)

So what technical or patterns do you use to day trade BTC?

I've done day trading successfully before... Thats why I don't give a fk on what you say about Bitcoin. Get rich or call the suicide hotline - I really don't give a fk.

Oh man you sound edgy hahaha. Is that what you're going to tell the girl you want to find so bad some day when she doesn't want to do ur laundry, make ur food, clean ur ass, and take care of you? "Become my Slave or call the suicide hotline, I don't give a fuck" lmfao..total manchild

Sky of SmilesMar 18, 20181 votes

[{quoted}](name=Lost Paradox,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=80GluGl3,comment-id=000600000000,timestamp=2018-03-18T18:03:48.059+0000)

Oh man you sound edgy hahaha. Is that what you're going to tell the girl you want to find so bad some day when she doesn't want to do ur laundry, make ur food, clean ur ass, and take care of you? "Become my Slave or call the suicide hotline, I don't give a fuck" lmfao..total manchild

Now I know you lost money. [vlad-salute]

BroLaneMar 18, 20181 votes

Learn 2 carry, noone like tanks anyway bruv

no to toxicMar 18, 20181 votes

Anything can exist if your paerants dissapointment from your choice of partner doesn´tmatter to you.

Sky of SmilesMar 18, 20183 votes

[{quoted}](name=no to toxic,realm=EUW,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=80GluGl3,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2018-03-18T15:29:52.316+0000)

Anything can exist if your paerants dissapointment from your choice of partner doesn´tmatter to you.

Any girl not Cantonese, practical, beautiful, and traditional value is a disappointment to them. Like during Chinese New Year this year, they tried to set me up with this Chinese pharmacist girl. I was like, "nah mom, too busy with work that'll help improve the community by providing jobs to people" etc. This was over the phone. They moved back to China like in 16'.

no to toxicMar 18, 20181 votes

[{quoted}](name=Sky of Smiles,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=80GluGl3,comment-id=00020000,timestamp=2018-03-18T16:23:12.468+0000)

Any girl not Cantonese, practical, beautiful, and traditional value is a disappointment to them. Like during Chinese New Year this year, they tried to set me up with this Chinese pharmacist girl. I was like, "nah mom, too busy with work that'll help improve the community by providing jobs to people" etc. This was over the phone. They moved back to China like in 16'.

Thanks for this. Made me laugh

notFREEfoodMar 18, 20182 votes

[{quoted}](name=Sky of Smiles,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=80GluGl3,comment-id=00020000,timestamp=2018-03-18T16:23:12.468+0000)

Any girl not Cantonese, practical, beautiful, and traditional value is a disappointment to them. Like during Chinese New Year this year, they tried to set me up with this Chinese pharmacist girl. I was like, "nah mom, too busy with work that'll help improve the community by providing jobs to people" etc. This was over the phone. They moved back to China like in 16'.

meanwhile my parents just nag me about being single and constantly suggest I go to church groups because that's how they met

Papa AndreiMar 18, 20181 votes

I mean, if you go to GW i can help :D

Chromatic EagleMar 18, 20181 votes

Nani?

saltranMar 18, 20181 votes

Thank you for this post.

OnotoriMar 19, 20181 votes

Oh look, I'm being made fun of. No surprise there though.

Sky of SmilesMar 22, 20181 votes

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Oh look, I'm being made fun of. No surprise there though.

Wasn't making fun of you. Just putting things into perspective.

I used to be into smart girls. Still into girls who wear glasses. Then I realized as I got older, looking back on past relationships, the issue was always me not communicating any issues I had with past GFs. It was always just making up some excuse about how it wasn't her, but me (even though it was) because I refused to communicate and let them know I didn't like how they made fun of other people (like a bitch).

With you, its like you want this, this, and that. But, as you get older, you realize, hey if you like her/him, then you like her/him. Because, even if she/he fits all the criterias you listed, doesn't mean you'll like her/him. You may end up making up something in your mind not to like her/him. And, vice versa, if you like her/him, even if you have all these reasons not to like her/him, you'll still like her/him.

This was also something I realized back in 2015 when I befriended a wallstreet guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdd1k3Fn8mc

Pure girls are rare. Even then, if I dangle like $10k in front of her...

Buddy, if you want believe in your fantasy of "the perfect girl" go 2D.