Do Draconic, Foodie Girls Exist?

Sky of Smiles·3/18/2018, 2:38:08 PM·15 votes·2,034 views

https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/general-discussion/ujbg6Kbt-do-nerdy-wholesome-girls-exist

So, I'm 2900yrs old. Never had a dragon girl, never burned down villages, none of that. Pretty sure something is wrong with me, but I'm kind of done caring, and ready to give up.

I was just wondering if the girl I'm looking for even exists.

  • She'd be super Au'Ra, someone who actively plays video games and enjoys anime and all that, and would enjoy going to dungeons with me.
  • She'd be an Astrologian and won't hold back on CDs, always there for insta queues when I need her, and unwilling to take drops I want.
  • She'd have a lot of mind, and would enjoy learning about the rotations that interest her just for the sake of clearing raids.
  • She'd be a bit braver than me, and would push me to FINISH THE FUCKING GAME and come out of my shell.
  • She'd enjoy just babysitting me as we walk around the city checking out restaurants.
  • And she wouldn't be into drugs, smoking or alcohol abuse.

So, do dragon girls like that even exist? Sounds a bit too much like a fairytale or an anime to me. Though if I'm looking for imaginary things, that might explain part of why I have no luck.

And how do shy, introverted casual Tanks usually go about finding dragon girls? I've been using party finder and the FFXIV forum for years, but no one ever messaged me. Anything in game usually ends up with me being used and then dumped.

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26 Comments

Kythers3/18/2018, 2:44:35 PM13 votes

>tfw no dragon girlfriend to terrorize peasants with

mikemcparty3/18/2018, 4:19:20 PM6 votes

What even is this?

Frontline Fury3/18/2018, 3:51:56 PM4 votes

Shyvana

Lost Paradox3/18/2018, 4:49:39 PM3 votes

This sounds like a man child lookin for a sugar momma lmao.

Faliandra3/18/2018, 4:49:15 PM3 votes

lol,wow, i almost fit the bill. I mained AST,but also enjoyed SCH and WHM a lot and im usually either Miqote or Aura.

FFXIV got really boring tho, so I quit. Cleared O7s a month ago and started with O8s,but I just didnt find it fun anymore.

BroLane3/18/2018, 2:42:44 PM1 votes

Learn 2 carry, noone like tanks anyway bruv

Onotori3/19/2018, 10:44:27 AM1 votes

Oh look, I'm being made fun of. No surprise there though.

no to toxic3/18/2018, 3:29:52 PM1 votes

Anything can exist if your paerants dissapointment from your choice of partner doesn´tmatter to you.

Papa Andrei3/18/2018, 4:52:48 PM1 votes

I mean, if you go to GW i can help :D

Chromatic Eagle3/18/2018, 6:56:39 PM1 votes

Nani?

saltran3/18/2018, 7:02:01 PM1 votes

Thank you for this post.