i'm gonna go eat out with dirty hair, clothes & socks in my crocs

You shouldn't eat out a gal who has dirty hair down there.

her socks and other clothes are irrelevant though.

go next level and mix black and white socks and wear a watch on both arms.

don't forget cargo shorts

also ur more cancer than yasuo

Sounds like normal here in West Virginia

(West Virginians no haterino me plz)

At least you'll be alone so you won't embarrass anyone.