Trying to Come up with a New Summoner Name.

I know that it's a mistake to ask the internet for any creative input on something like a summoner name. However, I'm going to ask in good faith, and with skin as thick as a rhinos for ideas for a new summoner name.

I'm looking for something that isn't as self defeating as my currant name, something more positive, or if at all possible edgelord-ish without coming off as some 12 year old punk trying to sound cool.

Anyhow, I know that this post will be down voted to hell, and hell I may catch some flame, but I'll take it all in stride.

Many thanks,

-The man who wants to be free of his self defeatism.