"were releasing a new tank champion soon"

the day of the release -> two weeks after

us: "are you sure that the words ad bruiser didn't autocorrect to tank?" riot: "no this is a tank"

us: "why can he never die and in return end up winning trades with his high base damages" riot: "no problem we will fix this"

patch notes roll out

"[NAME OF ANY TANK CHAMPION BECAUSE IT APPLIES TO ALL]" it seems that ----------------- does not have enough tools to finish fights but manages to stay alive and escape. we are fixing this by buffing their base damages and ratios but lowering their sustain"

Q ------------- {SHIELD ABILITY WITH DAMAGE IDK..] shield decresed to 100 - 200 - 300 - 400 - 500 from 100.001 - 200.002 - 300.003 - 400.004 - 500.005 damage increased to 200 - 250 - 300 - 350 - 400 from 100 - 150 - 200 - 250 - 300

yes im bitter because instead of a poke and dueler like idk.... they get poked out by people who take no damage but deal millions http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/023/879/distorteddd.jpg