i have a theory that the balance team is actually programmed AI heres my evidence

so recently my champion has not gotten any buffs which makes me wonder, does the balance team actually exist. today ill be comparing the balance team to programmed ai and show that they are robots and not humans.

#1: they hide behind patch notes. after we get a new patch, there also comes notes. we actually have never seen what the people of the balance team looks like because they hide behind an 8.7 patch note. EXACTLY LIKE SIRI HIDES BEHIND OUR SCREEN IN AN IPHONE. LIKE HELLO? SIRI? WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE? BALANCE TEAM PERSONALITY? MIA?

#2 they are always releasing a patch at the exact same day. patches are always on Tuesdays while the notes comes on Monday. certainly anyone can do this BUT, we can also program AI to do something on a schedule. JUST THINK ABOUT IT, they don't even come with a patch note on a Friday WTFFF. balance team I am for sure exposing you.

#3 mr idontbuffyourchampion the balance team is always buffing or nerfing the exact same champion, i mean clearly this shouldnt happen with humans, one day we see a zed buff then we see it again. what if they are using a spinner in their program to see which champions tro buff! WHERES THE LISSANDRA BUFF, HOW ABOUT KINDRED.

#4 they dont talk its simple and short, they never actually release a patch note with an audio file reading them, how are blind people supposed to know whos op rn and whos not, they will pick ivern for all we know now, unfair, humans care about disabled people, but robots dont?

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UPDATE 4/17: new pbe mana changes makes me think that this isn't actually a joke