Imagine your home is being burglarized by someone in a wheelchair

BlueVestGuy·8/7/2018, 9:16:10 AM·1 votes·917 views

Like you're sleeping and you're suddently awoken by noise in your house, you go to investigate and you see a dude dressed all in black & wearing a balaclava sitting in a wheelchair (doesn't matter if the only accesses to your house are elevated or there's a huge flight of stairs or literally no way to fit an open wheelchair through any entrance) he's looking at you threateningly wielding a small Pocket knife or maybe a crowbar or even a baseball bat and who knows, maybe there's a strapped firearm resting on the back of his chair too

What would you even do at this point, GD?

5 Comments

Jamaree8/7/2018, 9:27:33 AM2 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_wtNwsAF3k

Look, if you capable enough to attempt to rob me, you capable enough to get this foot in the chest.

Salron8/7/2018, 9:38:06 AM1 votes

use my superior mobility to hide behind something and throw everything i can at him

Kuronii Lumiira8/7/2018, 10:43:27 AM1 votes

Use a blood vial and go in for the kill.

Old men in wheelchairs using gatling guns are no joke.

Asamas8/7/2018, 1:26:35 PM1 votes

He is trying at least. Would wait and see how far will he go. When I am satisfied I would push him down the stairs (as I live in a flat). And so he goes down. I would imagine he was a really bad robber and somebody else pushed him down the stairs and that's how he broke his legs in his first place. A bit savage but hey. One does not simply breaks into my house without getting a proper welcome.