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GUISE HELP I GOT BITTEN BY A RIVEN MAIN AND I DONT WANNA TURN INTO ONE WTF DO I DO

Sith Lord Karto·1/5/2020, 6:01:33 PM·36 votes·12,251 views

SHIT I DONT WANNA TURNNNNNN

IVE BEEN BIT BY A RIVEN MAIN

O.....fuck...

help....

get away... im... too late...

....

https://78.media.tumblr.com/837b032769e0723c70275a8511e6e889/tumblr_inline_p0srqsc2Z21t6i9qr_540.png

all/ FUCK REPORT THIS TRASH ASS JUNGLER NO GANKS ALL GAME

IT WOULD BEHOOVE OF YALL TO CALL MIAS SO I DONT HAVE TO DIE FOR STUPID ASS REASONS SUCH AS YOUR UTTER INCOMPENTENCE TO PING YOU FKING BRONZIE TRASH

GG CANT CARRY TRASH TIER ELO HELL REPORT ENTIRE TEAM GGWP OPEN MID

LOL WASTE OF FKING TIME NO /FF RIGHT NOW

((mods pls im kidding no h8 pls))

37 Comments

Calamitosus Cini1/5/2020, 7:41:24 PM22 votes

alright Hashinshin

Sett a trap1/5/2020, 7:42:32 PM15 votes

Most riven mains aren't toxic, many of them are just weebs. Go visit reddit /r/rivenmains and see for yourself. The ironic cool thing now is to get Honor 5 and show it off.

Its just hashinshin

Note: I know you're joking but this old stereotype hasnt been true for many years. Probably since season 3 or 4....like when Brutalizer was still in the game....

ChickenWrap1/5/2020, 7:45:55 PM9 votes

Fucking Riven mains.

Thefrostyviking1/5/2020, 7:45:48 PM7 votes

They bite!? 😱😱😱

Abandon toplane, i repeat abandon toplane! All hands run for your lives and put the top half of the jungle under quarantine!

Someone call in AurelionSol , we need to enact exterminatus,the entirety of the lane must be cleansed before this spreads!

xox BaByDoLL xox1/5/2020, 9:07:19 PM6 votes

Stop being a coward Lord Karto! EMBRACE THE RIVEN-MAIN THAT IS NOW FLOWING INSIDE OF YOUR VEINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MUWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [sg-syndra]

ModJikker1/6/2020, 12:06:38 AM5 votes

You need to play 10 games of selfless warding support in a row. This is the only cure to being bitten.

G0blinSlay3r1/7/2020, 1:07:30 PM2 votes

Bite it back.

YiffMeImAFurry1/5/2020, 10:04:32 PM2 votes

Quarantine, QUARANTINE! RUN

WyvernEgg1/5/2020, 10:28:09 PM2 votes

You should try reitem 1001ing

Swiff Swish1/5/2020, 10:28:40 PM2 votes

use the Yasuo debug tool, should help clear out the riven bug.

Shandrake1/5/2020, 11:10:41 PM2 votes

You need to get bitten by a support main, it should cancel out.

Wordson1x1/6/2020, 1:01:03 AM2 votes

Can't wait for a mod to remove this post.

Irelia Bot1/6/2020, 6:31:00 AM2 votes

You must Sudoku.

I hear if you can solve enough puzzels it keeps your brain from rotting and allows you to survive the bite from a riven main.

Miles The Man1/5/2020, 9:28:05 PM1 votes

I got bitten by a Riven main once. Now I play Aatrox.

14daysuspensionk1/6/2020, 8:30:40 AM1 votes

sigh here we go with the scapegoat jungle again....

Oleandervine1/6/2020, 10:28:56 PM1 votes

QUICK ANAGRAM IT AND BECOME AN IVERN MAIN!

Caitlyn FTW1/5/2020, 10:00:00 PM1 votes

I support the memes community on the boards.

Sith Lord Karto1/7/2020, 4:11:41 AM1 votes

BRING OUT THE OHMWRECKER VACCINE