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GUISE HELP I GOT BITTEN BY A RIVEN MAIN AND I DONT WANNA TURN INTO ONE WTF DO I DO

Sith Lord Karto··36 votes·12,251 views

SHIT I DONT WANNA TURNNNNNN

IVE BEEN BIT BY A RIVEN MAIN

O.....fuck...

help....

get away... im... too late...

....

https://78.media.tumblr.com/837b032769e0723c70275a8511e6e889/tumblr_inline_p0srqsc2Z21t6i9qr_540.png

all/ FUCK REPORT THIS TRASH ASS JUNGLER NO GANKS ALL GAME

IT WOULD BEHOOVE OF YALL TO CALL MIAS SO I DONT HAVE TO DIE FOR STUPID ASS REASONS SUCH AS YOUR UTTER INCOMPENTENCE TO PING YOU FKING BRONZIE TRASH

GG CANT CARRY TRASH TIER ELO HELL REPORT ENTIRE TEAM GGWP OPEN MID

LOL WASTE OF FKING TIME NO /FF RIGHT NOW

((mods pls im kidding no h8 pls))

37 Comments

Calamitosus Cini22 votes

alright Hashinshin

Sett a trap15 votes

Most riven mains aren't toxic, many of them are just weebs. Go visit reddit /r/rivenmains and see for yourself. The ironic cool thing now is to get Honor 5 and show it off.

Its just hashinshin

Note: I know you're joking but this old stereotype hasnt been true for many years. Probably since season 3 or 4....like when Brutalizer was still in the game....

Sith Lord Karto12 votes

[{quoted}](name=Prestige Vayne,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=2Hv43alE,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2020-01-05T19:42:32.215+0000)

Most riven mains aren't toxic, many of them are just weebs. Go visit reddit /r/rivenmains and see for yourself. The ironic cool thing now is to get Honor 5 and show it off.

Its just hashinshin

Note: I know you're joking but this old stereotype hasnt been true for many years. Probably since season 3 or 4....like when Brutalizer was still in the game....

soumds exactly like wat a rivem maim would say

Minimac20002 votes

[{quoted}](name=Prestige Vayne,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=2Hv43alE,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2020-01-05T19:42:32.215+0000)

Most riven mains aren't toxic, many of them are just weebs. Go visit reddit /r/rivenmains and see for yourself. The ironic cool thing now is to get Honor 5 and show it off.

Its just hashinshin

Note: I know you're joking but this old stereotype hasnt been true for many years. Probably since season 3 or 4....like when Brutalizer was still in the game....

Vayne mains on the other hand... xD

RyzeRework1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Prestige Vayne,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=2Hv43alE,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2020-01-05T19:42:32.215+0000)

Most riven mains aren't toxic, many of them are just weebs. Go visit reddit /r/rivenmains and see for yourself. The ironic cool thing now is to get Honor 5 and show it off.

Its just hashinshin

Note: I know you're joking but this old stereotype hasnt been true for many years. Probably since season 3 or 4....like when Brutalizer was still in the game....

Nah that stereotype is left to yi and tryn mains

wishxz1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Prestige Vayne,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=2Hv43alE,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2020-01-05T19:42:32.215+0000)

Most riven mains aren't toxic, many of them are just weebs. Go visit reddit /r/rivenmains and see for yourself. The ironic cool thing now is to get Honor 5 and show it off.

Its just hashinshin

Note: I know you're joking but this old stereotype hasnt been true for many years. Probably since season 3 or 4....like when Brutalizer was still in the game....

COUGH COUGH as a yasuo main we are exactly the same not in toxicity but in weebness

Sith Lord Karto1 votes

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COUGH COUGH as a yasuo main we are exactly the same not in toxicity but in weebness

8349349834

ChickenWrap9 votes

Fucking Riven mains.

ZackTheWaffleMan1 votes

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Fucking Riven mains.

that sounds like a bad idea

Thefrostyviking7 votes

They bite!? 😱😱😱

Abandon toplane, i repeat abandon toplane! All hands run for your lives and put the top half of the jungle under quarantine!

Someone call in AurelionSol , we need to enact exterminatus,the entirety of the lane must be cleansed before this spreads!

Wet Dryman2 votes

Someone call in AurelionSol , we need to enact exterminatus,the entirety of the lane must be cleansed before this spreads!

Damn it, Aurelion. As your future king, I order you to purge this lane.

Thefrostyviking1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Wet Dryman,realm=EUNE,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=2Hv43alE,comment-id=00020000,timestamp=2020-01-06T10:56:06.626+0000)

Damn it, Aurelion. As your future king, I order you to purge this lane.

Arthas is that you?!

Wow reference [sg-kiko]

But damn tho, i actually do not think Arthas was wrong at all when it came to the purge itself so i have super mixed feelings about that entire mess......it was only after that point i think he went and got things wrong.

But at least he did not fuck up from the start like Uther and Jaina did, seeing a undead calamity starting up with people dying by the second and just going like "nah man we are good people so we´ll find some way to make it stop, eventually".

As if they would not have lost not just the city but everything around for miles when that happened x)

Wet Dryman2 votes

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Arthas is that you?!

Glad you could bake it Uther

Well he wasn't wrong at all but he was very hotheaded and very hostile to everything. He didn't even bother to explain what the hell is wrong with plague in detail. He just gave Uther vague and quick explanation and ordered him to murder shit tones of people and acted like he betrayed him when he refused. Jaina although having better knowledge of what the hell is going on with plague was shocked by the way Arthas acted and how it additionally painted the picture of him murdering people and so she left with Uther. I'm pretty sure that if Arthas took it easy then both Uther and Jaina would comply with his plan but oh well.

Thefrostyviking1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Wet Dryman,realm=EUNE,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=2Hv43alE,comment-id=0002000000000000,timestamp=2020-01-06T20:10:09.352+0000)

Glad you could bake it Uther

What the......what did i just read?[sg-kiko]

Well he wasn't wrong at all but he was very hotheaded and very hostile to everything. He didn't even bother to explain what the hell is wrong with plague in detail. He just gave Uther vague and quick explanation and ordered him to murder shit tones of people and acted like he betrayed him when he refused. Jaina although having better knowledge of what the hell is going on with plague was shocked by the way Arthas acted and how it additionally painted the picture of him murdering people and so she left with Uther. I'm pretty sure that if Arthas took it easy then both Uther and Jaina would comply with his plan but oh well.

He did actually explicitly tell Uther that the plague made people become undead and that they only had a short time left, it was only when he stated his solution to this that he fell out with Uther who wanted to wait and look for another solution.

Jaina similarly so.

He then tried to strongarm Uther into it with his royal privilege which completely backfired and was stupid but i cant exactly blame him for being stressed at that point.

However i suppose it was perfectly aligned with Uther´s character to do as he did as a literal Paladin and paragon of good, he could just not accept any kind of "preemptive attack" solution when he´d have to cut down people he´d rather cure.

Jaina similarly did not want to kill people before they turned either, so Arthas was the only one who determined that letting the entire population turn undead and stack up before spreading into the surroundings would be much worse than killing his own people who were about to turn.

Well having just checked it to be sure i think they were all wrong on one point, Arthas should explicitly have stated that the undead were actually rising as they spoke inside the city and Uther&Jaina should have asked about the time.

Still think that Arthas was the most right in that entire mess though, hotheaded and not entirely clear but right.

Jaina who was supposed to be the smartest and most knowledgeable actually wanted to suggest sitting there and watching undead calamity take place? Way to go girl.

Uther who was supposed to be the most mature, experienced and responsible? Forgot to actually ask the most important question of time and wanted to take his time to look for another way even if it meant letting everything living nearby die once the undead got loose? This is the same kind of stupid that saw Tirion Fordring charge solo against gul´dan and a army of demons >.<

One can also wish that one of the royal teachers would have had the foresight to tell Arthas that "if a Demon/enemy starts to mock you as a coward or telling you that you are a chicken if you dont go to face him in the gods forsaken middle of nowhere then he is probably baiting you" then maybe things would have gone a bit better.

But i suppose that would not have made for a very good game x)

xox BaByDoLL xox6 votes

Stop being a coward Lord Karto! EMBRACE THE RIVEN-MAIN THAT IS NOW FLOWING INSIDE OF YOUR VEINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MUWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [sg-syndra]

ModJikker5 votes

You need to play 10 games of selfless warding support in a row. This is the only cure to being bitten.

YiffMeImAFurry2 votes

Quarantine, QUARANTINE! RUN

WyvernEgg2 votes

You should try reitem 1001ing

Swiff Swish2 votes

use the Yasuo debug tool, should help clear out the riven bug.

PaladinNO2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Swiff Swish,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=2Hv43alE,comment-id=0009,timestamp=2020-01-05T22:28:40.489+0000)

use the Yasuo debug tool, should help clear out the riven bug.

It would work, but that truly is a slow process. The Yasuo tool requires the user to go 0/10 before reaching full power and being of any use.

Shandrake2 votes

You need to get bitten by a support main, it should cancel out.

ChaosReyn1 votes

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You need to get bitten by a support main, it should cancel out.

makes it worse.

support main here, when you know how to play and watch people do everything BUT play...you arguably sound WORSE than a Riven main.

Minimac20001 votes

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makes it worse.

support main here, when you know how to play and watch people do everything BUT play...you arguably sound WORSE than a Riven main.

Can confirm "L.icks S.ausages" is an LCS analyst and support main and his opinions are pretty annoying tbh

ChaosReyn2 votes

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Can confirm "L.icks S.ausages" is an LCS analyst and support main and his opinions are pretty annoying tbh

I mean like, in general, if you're a support main, there's two stages - the "healslut" stage, and the "dominator" stage.

You're either fully committed to working with your team and throwing yourself at their feet, or you fall into the slot of "I decide who lives and dies, and y'all are fkn idiots so die already!"

These will change intermittedly but most people who play other roles or have played for awhile usually sit in the 2nd slot.

Devilreaper XIII1 votes

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I mean like, in general, if you're a support main, there's two stages - the "healslut" stage, and the "dominator" stage.

You're either fully committed to working with your team and throwing yourself at their feet, or you fall into the slot of "I decide who lives and dies, and y'all are fkn idiots so die already!"

These will change intermittedly but most people who play other roles or have played for awhile usually sit in the 2nd slot.

can't blame support for bad plays of others... nor can you expect support to keep dying for you~[slayer-jinx-catface]

Bijeesny1 votes

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I mean like, in general, if you're a support main, there's two stages - the "healslut" stage, and the "dominator" stage.

You're either fully committed to working with your team and throwing yourself at their feet, or you fall into the slot of "I decide who lives and dies, and y'all are fkn idiots so die already!"

These will change intermittedly but most people who play other roles or have played for awhile usually sit in the 2nd slot.

Can confirm, used to be a karma 1-trick but now I just want to play Xerath supp and skill shit while getting aroused by my adc begging me to leave him some kills :)

Wordson1x2 votes

Can't wait for a mod to remove this post.

Sith Lord Karto2 votes

{quoted}

Can't wait for a mod to remove this post.

SOME1 ISMT READING THE ROOM RIGHT

PaladinNO1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Sith Lord Karto,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=2Hv43alE,comment-id=000c0000,timestamp=2020-01-06T03:53:13.808+0000)

SOME1 ISMT READING THE ROOM RIGHT

It's not M&G though.

Irelia Bot2 votes

You must Sudoku.

I hear if you can solve enough puzzels it keeps your brain from rotting and allows you to survive the bite from a riven main.

G0blinSlay3r2 votes

Bite it back.

Miles The Man1 votes

I got bitten by a Riven main once. Now I play Aatrox.

Minimac20002 votes

[{quoted}](name=Miles The Man,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=2Hv43alE,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2020-01-05T21:28:05.384+0000)

I got bitten by a Riven main once. Now I play Aatrox.

That's just like riven but worse and with extra steps to actually do anything

Caitlyn FTW1 votes

I support the memes community on the boards.

14daysuspensionk1 votes

sigh here we go with the scapegoat jungle again....

Oleandervine1 votes

QUICK ANAGRAM IT AND BECOME AN IVERN MAIN!

Sith Lord Karto1 votes

BRING OUT THE OHMWRECKER VACCINE

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