Being paired with teammates through Matchmaking is like...

Kats Pajamas·5/18/2018, 4:29:32 AM·31 votes·11,186 views

Your name is Mary. Jennifer(Your Best Friend) and you, have been spending the last 24 months of your lives practicing daily, various drills and routines that separate you and your team from the rest of the crowd. Rebecca, Sarah and Tasha(Your mutual friends you met at a local Swimming Class) joined your sessions and together, you all agreed; you were good. You wanted to be the best** Synchronized Swimmers**; in the World...

After winning what seemed to be easy preliminary competitions and a journey to the Olympics, everything seemed to be going great for you and your team, your hard spent time and dedication was paying off. The competition seemed fierce, but the goal was right in sight, one final competition to go and it's yours...The Olympic Gold Medal.

Coincidentally, stepping down the stairs 1 hour before the event, Tasha sadly breaks her legs, not a permanent injury thankfully, but she will not heal in time to be able to compete. The only solution is to grab the first random person from the stadium that will agree to join you. This person is Bob.

Bob admittedly is not ready to compete with your team. He knows basic swimming from birthday parties as a kid, but in general it's not really his thing. Spending 15 minutes before it starts, you teach him some of the basics of how you will plan to do your act. You notice, because he is Bob, he might be best at lifting up Rebecca because she is so skinny and the best performer on the team, so together they will do well, anyone could lift up Rebecca. It won't be a problem at all, this is totally still possible. It might just be crazy enough to work. You can get the Gold...

You all enter the pool and await nervously at first, but Bob looks confident, and this instills the rest of you to take focus and prepare to start strong and win the competition. The music starts and you do the first twirls with pristine grace unlike no other. A true masterpiece of skill and talent. Jennifer comes up to you for the first lift, and you look back over your head as she thrusts you up, straitening your legs in a perfect arc, you nailed it! With your head in the air, you glance at Bob.

What you witness next, you cannot believe. Bob drops Rebecca onto himself, drowns, shits the pool, then dies in front of the entire audience.

This was the story of Bob.

9 Comments

Busty Demoness5/18/2018, 5:33:01 AM13 votes

This sounds very accurate.

But you also seem to have missed the fact that your coach had slipped on a wet spot and immediately lost most of his memory during the time you're training Bob.

oOBestEveNAOo5/18/2018, 6:41:54 AM11 votes

Bob, we hardly knew ye, and well, we kinda wish we hadn't known you at all, but uh, yeah, rip buddy.

Velzard of Koz5/18/2018, 5:21:56 PM7 votes

9x report Bob, noob, threw the game Rebecca, thanks.

Warlord Rhinark5/18/2018, 6:29:01 AM7 votes

#RequiemForBob

spirit cooking5/18/2018, 10:24:46 AM6 votes

Godamn rest in peace bob. Saddest thing i read all day. Is there a gofundme for his fam?

The Lexer5/18/2018, 12:59:01 PM2 votes

#reportbob

FilDaFunk5/18/2018, 6:35:11 PM2 votes

It's OK, though. The other team got Bob's less attractive brother, Steve.