Cheesy top lane picks this season instantly win lane and make your team flame you.

Unusual midlaner·8/12/2019, 8:59:50 PM·4 votes·2,094 views

Back when turret plating and faster minions didn’t exist, it was easy to outscale cheese picks in top lane. But now, they essentially instawin lane or stop you from acting on ANYTHING, and poke you down enough so that their jungler can dive your tower. It feels super shitty to have someone pick some shit like heimerdinger as you just sit under tower getting “outplayed” by a mechanical god.

What’s even more funny is that the fuckers that play these champs are either so toxic because they know what they’re doing to you, or they ragequit if your jungler is nice enough to camp your lane (since they have zero awareness, thus why they have to cheese top lane).

8 Comments

Kuponya8/12/2019, 9:21:39 PM4 votes

Heimerdinger was and still is a normal top laner long before you ever knew what oppression was.

GatekeeperTDS8/12/2019, 9:21:58 PM4 votes

Perhaps you could learn how to play against Heimerdinger. He's only been in the game for...8 years?

Baron Barian8/12/2019, 9:25:38 PM3 votes

That Heimerdinger did shit compared to you that game. Regardless, you should've respected his superior poke as soon as the loading screen popped up and played smart. Hopefully you picked Doran Shield, but you just had to play patiently and wait until you had the damage to kill him, since you absolutely have the tools to do it. If you refused to and played needlessly aggressively, then you did exactly what Heim wanted you to do.

Also, that Heimer ended with 1/5/8. You probably should be crying about the 16/2/6 LaBlanc with Soulstealer that obviously carried that game.

mark60288/12/2019, 9:55:52 PM3 votes

No point in doing these kind of threads.

Game is ruled by mage and adc players everyone else left a long time ago.

Top is getting more and more autofilled because everyone left and all you get is smartasses who never play top in their lives and if they do pick a tank or mage get carried and feel like top is totally fine.

Somehow toplane has to be the league dumpster where every failed champion design is allowed to bully melees while outscaling them having cheaper items, range, cc, burst, dps everything.

People recommending dorans shield here are laughable at best. Such a nerfed to trash item that's how you know they have no idea what they are talking about.

The Ecdysiast8/12/2019, 9:17:45 PM2 votes

Examples. Or this belongs in RANT.

Dracocrash8/13/2019, 12:32:00 AM2 votes

Remember when riot said they released turret plating to help late game champs farm safely and scale easier? What a fucking joke that was lmao.