I have discovered pure cancer

Wayward Killjoy·1/5/2016, 5:40:09 AM·2 votes·873 views

So, I love playing champs and building them weird just so i can say I did. I've done AD Malz, AP versions of all the marksman with AP scalings, AD Vel, AD Ahri, etc. etc. I'm wanting to put crittlesticks in there too buuuut someone is disabled.

Anyway... soooo.... i remember this one game where I played against an enemy Yi who went straight tank (Juggernaut style with Titanic, Deadman's plate, etc) and he dominated. SO I figured if it worked on one type of cancer it'd work on another.

I was right, juggernaut style Riven at 100% armor health tank (including juggernaut hybrid ad/armor and ad/healtj) is pure, absolute, fucking, cancer.

I still did insane damage.

I just tanked way more than should be possible on a Riven.

11 Comments

Little Paws1/5/2016, 7:59:08 AM2 votes

Full tank master yi with sated devourer is disgusting. Rush sated, get titanic, get randuins+other health items. Be the assassin you always dreamed you could be, while also being the tank your team wanted instead of another yi.

Sm0k3McCl0ud1/5/2016, 5:45:45 AM2 votes

ya tanks are extremely overpowered currently. It is impossible to argue otherwise.

FadedFreezy1/5/2016, 5:41:19 AM1 votes

Cancer to me are the guys crying about playing one position but looking for matches in draft pick. Riven is tolerable. :P

Wayward Killjoy1/5/2016, 7:20:26 AM1 votes

Tanky Karthus is fun but not enough to warran that torture again.

And yeah, but fighter is a diverse group of champs. Yasuo is classified as a fighter but isn't supposed to be super tanky.

Speaking of which i should try tnky yasuo xD

PROJECT Fizz1/5/2016, 3:02:20 PM1 votes

But..... I thought cancer........ was pure cancer

disregardable1/5/2016, 6:06:14 AM1 votes

This is why she's classified as a Fighter primarily and not an assassin. She's meant to soak damage AND do damage.

Wayward Killjoy1/5/2016, 5:44:30 AM1 votes

WHen I checked your comment I freaked out because of your username lololol

But you're missing the point.

People whine about Riven all the time because her skillset is a pubstomp. (I personally don't have issues fighting her)

BUT BUILD HER STRAIGHT TANK. It makes it more infuriating not being able to trade her just because she gets so damned tanky, and with Titanic she's just crazy.