if you think about it... why would the other lanes really want you to nerf ranged top laners?

KABLUMP·11/8/2019, 2:04:50 AM·4 votes·1,823 views
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Do you remember the ages past, where maokai ran around invincibly crowd controlling you for centuries? When Riven and Irelia were queens that slayed every mage/assassin/adc/support out there?

Do you remember what it feels like when Jax is strong? Or Tryn? or Olaf?

That cancer never left... it was the ranged top laners who stood vigil, fending them off so you guys could enjoy the game. The ranged top laners are the ones keeping Darius and Klen from running down bot lane

Guys they're so good that both Darius and Garen are currently S/A tier, and they're about to get buffs?

There is no fucking way anyone wants that shit

Anyone remember what it's like to deal with Authentic top lane sion? Not support sion, not jungle sion... Afk farm with juggernaut items sion showing up 20 minutes into the game with 3 AD items and like a total of 1500 bonus health plus resistances

Oh and then what do you deal with after that? There's a slim chance that they get followed in by shit like Ornn, Shen, Maokai

None of those things are preferable to fighting a ranged top laner at 20 minutes when they're all of mid-average tier strength

17 Comments

BrokenRayquaza11/8/2019, 1:47:34 PM2 votes

I would rather get smoked by kled than squashed by quinn

ImTheJuggernauty11/8/2019, 1:42:30 PM2 votes

Since when is Darius or Garen about to get buffed? I've heard and read nothing of the sort.

preternatural11/11/2019, 4:40:45 PM1 votes

oh we're being honest about GP actually being ranged. OK this is fine then

WoonStruck11/8/2019, 2:34:23 AM1 votes

Tbh its true.

And every nerf bruisers get only makes Skarner less viable.

ImTheJuggernauty11/8/2019, 1:49:03 PM1 votes

Also, I'm just going to state a fact, which is that vayne is more cancer for this game than any juggernaut. You have legit points to be made about irelia, jax, and riven though. The rest of your points are mostly garbage.

Titanium7011/8/2019, 2:08:10 PM1 votes

Yeah.. another idiot picking a glasscannon when the opponents already have two+ Assassins... NONSENSE!

I highly prefer some beefy toplaner - not even a fighter, but a Juggernaut/Tank - I can play around and rely on in TFs! Someone you can threaten Baron with while NOT loosing a third of you teams HP! Someone you can dive with without him diving into zhonyas donating tower-aggro to your carry!

Scrubs thinking they need to 1v9 from top, when all that's necessary to win a game would be them just doing their job as Top!

Daddy Ants11/8/2019, 12:45:54 PM1 votes

I'd change "Vayne Mains" on that image to "Neeko Mains"