A civilized request for Ultra Rapid Fire

KABLUMP·Jul 16, 2019·32 votes·11,161 views

GIVE ME URF NAO

NAOOOOO

I DEMAND URF

FITE ME

GIVE ME URF! REAL URF! WITH PICKS!

KEEEEEEP IT!

28 Comments

thefatlazycatJul 16, 201915 votes

he is speaking the language of gods

AIQJul 16, 20198 votes

TahmKench What a fine pronouncement; compendious with exclusively exquisite elocution and phenomenal magnificence. You sir, are the pinnacle of gracious, humble, and "civilized" request.

preternaturalJul 16, 20196 votes

can we just have urf with bans yo like come on give us dominion too OMFG RITO do you even know how much larger your player base would be if you had these things enabled? matter of fact you know what rito, i know ya'll are spooked about urf with actual picks taking away all the players from actual league of bagends. do this instead make it a weekend thing only. my goodness ya'll would spin so much money from all these kids wanting to deck out their champions for urf weekends you don't even know it. whatever your programmers would earn over a year? covered in one weekend of weekend urf. i know you have the DATA. i fucking know rito.

ﬂooJul 16, 20191 votes

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can we just have urf with bans yo like come on give us dominion too OMFG RITO do you even know how much larger your player base would be if you had these things enabled? matter of fact you know what rito, i know ya'll are spooked about urf with actual picks taking away all the players from actual league of bagends. do this instead make it a weekend thing only. my goodness ya'll would spin so much money from all these kids wanting to deck out their champions for urf weekends you don't even know it. whatever your programmers would earn over a year? covered in one weekend of weekend urf. i know you have the DATA. i fucking know rito.

You sound like the people trying to scam others on Steam. Yea you surely have a better perception than Riot on their most popular gamemode.

preternaturalJul 16, 20191 votes

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You sound like the people trying to scam others on Steam. Yea you surely have a better perception than Riot on their most popular gamemode.

riot have stated they don't put urf up because it "drains" the player base and competes with the staple mode too convincingly. so wtf are you talking about? you think they don't have programmers for urf when they were able to get it up in less than 2 days when clash failed? i am not convinced.

ﬂooJul 16, 20191 votes

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riot have stated they don't put urf up because it "drains" the player base and competes with the staple mode too convincingly. so wtf are you talking about? you think they don't have programmers for urf when they were able to get it up in less than 2 days when clash failed? i am not convinced.

You stated the problem yourself, it's player based. What does that have to do with not enough programmers? They won't rerelease URF because players leave the game after it burns out.

preternaturalJul 16, 20191 votes

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You stated the problem yourself, it's player based. What does that have to do with not enough programmers? They won't rerelease URF because players leave the game after it burns out.

weekend only, there's your fix.

ﬂooJul 17, 20191 votes

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weekend only, there's your fix.

Are you pretending to not understand it or do you really not get the problem. People leave after urf is removed again. They don't want their playerbase to leave. Read for yourself: https://nexus.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/2017/12/ask-riot-urf/

preternaturalJul 17, 20193 votes

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Are you pretending to not understand it or do you really not get the problem. People leave after urf is removed again. They don't want their playerbase to leave. Read for yourself: https://nexus.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/2017/12/ask-riot-urf/

they don't leave because of urf, that's a literal fiction rito served up to you and you bought it. they leave because they realise that urf is so much more accessible than regular paced league because this community is full of people who hold you hostage in lost games for 40 minutes, where as in urf everyone is for fun and no one get's held hostage in a lost game cause one would rather go play a different urf game than try to see what hope there is for the already lost one.

let's loop back again to what will kill this game, not rito, they can't do that even if they tried and they frankly have tried, what will kill the game is le community failing to see the forest through the trees, not only in a 30 min SR game but also in the reporting rito do on themselves. plenty of people left league after urf was enabled the last time didn't they, they're the ones posting on the various boards about how all the current champions are still broken.

ﬂooJul 17, 20191 votes

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they don't leave because of urf, that's a literal fiction rito served up to you and you bought it. they leave because they realise that urf is so much more accessible than regular paced league because this community is full of people who hold you hostage in lost games for 40 minutes, where as in urf everyone is for fun and no one get's held hostage in a lost game cause one would rather go play a different urf game than try to see what hope there is for the already lost one.

let's loop back again to what will kill this game, not rito, they can't do that even if they tried and they frankly have tried, what will kill the game is le community failing to see the forest through the trees, not only in a 30 min SR game but also in the reporting rito do on themselves. plenty of people left league after urf was enabled the last time didn't they, they're the ones posting on the various boards about how all the current champions are still broken.

Lmao Go get your tin foil hat.

preternaturalJul 17, 20191 votes

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Lmao Go get your tin foil hat.

who is wearing the tin foil hat when rito report higher player numbers than ever after teh KDA thing traversed the wider internet? who is wearing the tin foil hat when you can go to these stat checking sites and SEE that there are more ranked players today than there were 5 years ago? i wonder if those players left when URF happened after CLASH CRASHED. ranked ladders keep on increasing in size, because the player base is getting smaller with the urf adventures rito have let loose here and there to attain good faith with the people despite their balance and server related foibles. have you been paying attention to what's happening or do you just take the stated as gospel instead of looking at the data and seeing if there's any correlation at all? "oh but the google search numbers went down" yeah no shit rito shifted all necessary data access to the client, no one has to "google" for the patch notes today it's on the client, less hits ensue, you don't have to "google" for new champ info it's on the client, less hits ensue. but who am i kidding putting 1 and 2 together? doesn't happen on le boards.

Daddy AntsJul 16, 20192 votes

If they disable Fizz, Fiddlesticks, Sona, Jax, Sylas and the other broken shit sure

FSRERJul 16, 20191 votes

How about we get the ability to ban champions like them, like we used to have?

ChocolateMistJul 16, 20191 votes

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If they disable Fizz, Fiddlesticks, Sona, Jax, Sylas and the other broken shit sure

Why disable it? It's a fun fuck around gamemode.

strelizia jaxJul 17, 20191 votes

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If they disable Fizz, Fiddlesticks, Sona, Jax, Sylas and the other broken shit sure

incel spotted

SweedishGunnerJul 17, 20192 votes

NO ARURF THOUGH RITO OR I DO A BIG SAD.

datfatguyJul 17, 20191 votes

Am I seriously the only person who doesn’t mind arurf like wtf i actually like it

KABLUMPJul 17, 20191 votes

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Am I seriously the only person who doesn’t mind arurf like wtf i actually like it

I mean it could be solved by letting us pick any champ or the good ol random champ option

I don't like being forced to play things I don't want to play, I've played every champion multiple times by now and I know what I like and don't like

Project XayahJul 17, 20192 votes

Community: WE WANT URF!!! REAL URF, NOT ALL RANDOM BS!!!

Riot: https://i.imgur.com/X1Lm21O.png

Agent OmegaJul 16, 20191 votes

I only want draft pick URF with all champions unlocked

This gutted champ list all random bollocks defeats the purpose.

How about even just rapid fire game mode? Like Turbo mode in DOTA. Boost xp and gold gain, everyone starts with 25% cdr and the cap is raised by the same. Do this every weekend, everyone shuts up about wanting real URF and they can keep real URF as a special sacred thing

KABLUMPJul 16, 20191 votes

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I only want draft pick URF with all champions unlocked

This gutted champ list all random bollocks defeats the purpose.

How about even just rapid fire game mode? Like Turbo mode in DOTA. Boost xp and gold gain, everyone starts with 25% cdr and the cap is raised by the same. Do this every weekend, everyone shuts up about wanting real URF and they can keep real URF as a special sacred thing

I could try to sound all smart and quote the 'urf tier list' https://rankedboost.com/urf-tier-list/

now looking at the 'F' tier (Basically useless tier) I see a list of champions that in the hands of the right players are still broken

I can't find a non broken champ on the list honestly

so nothing is overpowered

inferïor junglerJul 16, 20191 votes

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KABLUMPJul 17, 20191 votes

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haha funny joke man, if the balance team could read I am sure they would have a hearty laugh at this and then leave this board forever because you post stupid shit like this here.

Balance has nothing to do with urf, there is no problems that can't be addressed with a simple 10 ban system....a decent amount of people don't like the core game as much as they like URF and then it goes away so they quit... then riot says "Jeeze urf made them all quit" but in reality it's norms and ranked doing it.

DeνiruchiJul 17, 20191 votes

Pretty much this. Game feels unfun to play on normal or ranked, and lately even on ARAM with their "balancing" tweaks. I used to rely a lot on rotating game modes to keep playing this game, URF being the funniest, but I'm just starving here and barely feel like playing anymore. Sadly Rito tries to bring URF as less as possible per year, and we had a whole month of extended URF earlier this year, that's gonna be their excuse to not bring it back until 2020, I wish they would prove me wrong though.

gileskdJul 17, 20191 votes

im still waiting on "NEW" urf N.U.R.F.[slayer-jinx-catface]

HungryAngry2SPPJul 17, 20191 votes

W-URF W-URF W-URF W-URF W-URF W-URF W-URF https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_oo9lmoDsrc1tqgf8y_frame3.jpg

PreShotJul 17, 20191 votes

Riot has already stated that URF makes people quit the game.

Shieda KaynJul 17, 20191 votes

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Riot has already stated that URF makes people quit the game.

Sucks that they won't bring back an actually fun mode because they're unable to keep their main mode fun and interesting enough.

If I had gotten used to the taste of garbage because I'd only be eating that, then suddenly got a taste of something tasty like pizza or sushi, then I wouldn't want to go back to eating garbage.