IVE FAILED PROMOS TO PLAT 6 OR MORE TIMES

AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO GRIND MY PENIS AGAINST CONCRETE UNTIL IT TURNS INTO DUST AND POUR A BUCKET OF WATER ON MYSELF WHILE I SIT ON AN ELECTRIC CHAIR Every time I've lost its because of one of the following reasons.

1. I face (not saying they are op but they just seem to fuck up everybody on my team)
2. I have as a jungler
3. NA PLAT THROWS
4. Teammates argue with each other 4 mins in
5. I'm just bad and mad
6. My main isnt meta???