Riven, teemo and kallista are on free week..

Ultra Animal·Mar 11, 2015·5 votes·1,205 views

Riot have mercy on us..

23 Comments

ScreamPasteMar 11, 20152 votes

Why are we lumping Teemo and Riven in with abominations like Kalista?

Thresh Outta FuxMar 11, 20157 votes

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Why are we lumping Teemo ~~and Riven~~ in with abominations like Kalista?

Riven deserves to be lumped in.

ScreamPasteMar 11, 20151 votes

Right, a melee champion with limited mobility deserves to be lumped in with a ranged champion with infinite mobility. Also down is this way ^.

Thresh Outta FuxMar 11, 20159 votes

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limited mobility

Oh, okay. Yeah sure.

3x Dashes on 13 second cooldown 1x Dash+Shield on 10/9/8/7/6 second cooldown.

"Limited Mobility"

Yup.

ScreamPasteMar 11, 20151 votes

Riven's actually have cool downs, so yes, as evidenced in your own post, limited. Her dashes are also smaller. :) Oh, and, get this, Riven is melee.

Sir YamazukiMar 11, 20155 votes

"muh melee", riven flashes onto Kalista and kills Kalista before the CC Riven has ends. Being melee is irrelevant when you have mobility and tons of damage. Riven is also much more popular and wins much more than Kalista does.

ScreamPasteMar 11, 20151 votes

Kalista's team sure is competent if they let Riven kill Kalista without peeling, and fed Riven enough to 100-0 her before she could just get out of range. Where's the CC? Where's the part where Kalista says 'lol' and flashes away and just kites? I can make up scenarios too, but mine are far more realistic.

"muh burst" it takes Riven several seconds to apply her burst because her damage is all locked away in comboing with her passive, by then Kalista has dashed away and is now kiting the Riven, who has all of her abilities on CD.

Kalista is niche, this does not make her UP, with the right laning partner she's fucking absurd and her passive basically removes melee champions from the game.

EedatMar 11, 20154 votes

Kalista is pretty balanced. Her nerfs may have pushed her onto the slightly weaker side

ScreamPasteMar 11, 20155 votes

My complaint with Kalista isn't that she's dominating LCS, it's that if someone picks her and doesn't get crushed in lane, melee is invalid.

EedatMar 11, 20154 votes

No it's not. She only has mobility while shes in range to get jumped on

Chespin2013Mar 11, 20151 votes

too much mobility and utility more like it

EedatMar 11, 20152 votes

Having utility doesnt make a champion overpower or strong. If utility and mobility make a champion OP then Elise should be a god

Chespin2013Mar 11, 20151 votes

yep shes definately god right now huh great win rate and despite all those nerfs riot gives her shes in a class of her please read a book first before u say shit

EedatMar 11, 20153 votes

Thats exactly my point. She has WAY more utility than Kalista, yet is still garbage. Speaking of win rates, have you looked at Kalista's? Cry more about the champ with a 46% win rate

shes in a class of her please read a book

funny how the guy telling me to read a book can't even speak in complete thoughts

dunder killMar 11, 20153 votes

Some people are dense. Then there's this guy

Nin10do0014Mar 11, 20151 votes

Teemo is Satan...

Umbral LightMar 11, 20152 votes

Don't forget the Tresh grabs, he pulls you while Kalista stabs you and then rends you apart for even more unholy damage.

SpecterVonBarenMar 11, 20152 votes

Why are we still dumping on Teemo when he's in such a bad state right now that you have less chance of being called useless if you played someone like Urgot or Olaf? Like seriously, as bad of a reputation Olaf and Urgot have, it's only when I play Teemo that people start saying GG and calling you useless.

Chespin2013Mar 11, 20151 votes

u forgot to add to karthus to that list too and lets remember what just happened with xwx getting a perfect game against cloud 9 as karthus will lure all the kids into playing him than riot will nerf him cuz he'll get even more popular

Ultra AnimalMar 11, 20151 votes

So I played kallista top. I feel like a horrible human being now.. too ez, its like if you can't kite properly just play kallista and don't worry. All you need is a frozen mallet and nobody can touch you.

goldensilver09Mar 11, 20151 votes

So... free elo in rankeds?

NarasimhaMar 11, 20151 votes

Yeah, I gotta thank you for this, its given me a lot of free wins. I can't wait to face the next Kallista.

DreddethMar 11, 20151 votes

I was under the impression that this post had more to do with the memes and jokes about how much people hate Kallista, Teemo, and Riven, than it did actual gameplay.

And then I noticed it was in the gameplay & balance section, so I had to remove my upvote. Sorry.