A day in the life of an ARAM player..

Starts up league, logs in and joins ARAM queue. Notices I have 2 re-rolls. First champion I get is Rammus.

"Dang.. a tank. Well, I'll spend a re-roll. "

Uses re-roll and rolls a Trundle.

"Sigh, well, I guess I'll just use him."

Plays match against 4 glass cannons and gets melted. Joins queue again and rolls Hecarim. Still have 1 re-roll.

"Ok, well this is unfortunate. Guess I have to use him and wait for another re-roll."

Plays match against 3 ADC and 2 APC, dies alot. Joins queue again and rolls Sion.

"Alright now Rito.. "

Uses re-roll and rolls Rammus...

"What the ever living eff... no."

Uses last re-roll and gets Alistar.

"....."

Plays game and joins queue again after match. Rolls Irelia.

"Typical."

Plays match, and rejoins queue. Rolls Lux.

"EFFING A THANK THE GODS."

Teammate dodges because I didn't trade for their Trundle. Rejoins queue and rolls Yorick.

"I hate everyone. All of you."

Repeat cycle every day, noticing 90% of my teammates roll AD and AP glass cannon super melters, whilst I roll tank/bruisers 90% of the time, even re-rolling champions I has just used the previous match... Wonders why Rito hasn't implmented a truly random system instead of this faux random thing we have now, making it truly equal and thereby balancing ARAM by forcing players to 1) Use champions you wouldn't normally use or 2) Work with teammates in trading champions because now everyone has access to all champions and 3) Try different play styles for when they go back to playing on SR.

**Why Rito? Why must you forsake the Howling Abyss? Shows us your love, your dedication to balanced™ gameplay. Do this one thing, and all will be well on the Murder Bridge. Do it for love, do it for life, do it for Shrek.. who is both love, and life. **

Thank you.