So, I know the post-game rank system is supposed to be secret...

... but at what point do manatees picking balls with scores on them get a say in how we get scored? I just force fed my adc kills so hard it should have triggered a gag reflex, or at least asked if everyone in the game were 18 or older, and this stupid thing gave me an A.

I didn't die. My carry almost didn't die (he got too greedy once). My hooks and knock ups were on point. I ruined their jungler and top when they came to gank. I helped bring down the only dragon in the game. Every time we went near the enemy, somebody on their team died. Enemy team surrendered at 15. There really isn't much I could have done any better.

A. A. A.