@ ADC's complaining about the assassin meta

I've got someone I want you to meet. Her name is Janna Janna will treat you real good, honey. I promise. A pesky Rengar keeps pouncing on you. Don't worry, she got that nice Q that knocks him away like the bug he is. Talon and Evelynn ruining your day? It's all good, baby. I've got that Shield Shit™ and I nice big W slow for ya. Vi, Shyvana, and Hecarim keep coming out of nowhere and killing you with no-counterplay undodgeable ults and abilities? I've got one word for you.

Monsoon. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/v4XaYnznJHQ/hqdefault.jpg

And the best part? Her shield works on turrets! No more turret first blood, you assholes. So, here's a tip. Find yourself a Janna and treat her nice. She'll repay you in more ways than one.