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3.4 cs midlaner 'teammate'
Looks like riot hit you with the fuck you stick. Its a big stick.
Do you find you generally play better than your 'teammates'? Do you find that when you do, riot often marries you to helmet wearing degenerates? Are you actually still surprised?
This is how they keep that 50% win-chance per game within 1% stat they like to brag about.
FORCE IT.
Matching isn't broke, its 50% win chance within 1%. You all stupid, they 200 years experience, in 400 staff. lulz lulz lulz .... ::skips off into the distance::
You didn't exert pressure in all lanes and against all roles solo before 5 minutes You didn't solo invade the enemy jungle to kill the jungler at least 3 times before 5 minutes (as the top laner) You didn't gank/kill both mid and bot 2-3 times before 5 minutes (as the top laner) You didn't ward enough, because you can't expect your team to know what wards are or how they work. You need to place every ward in the game, and even still you need to spend at least 300 on vision wards otherwise you aren't warding enough (Spoilers, after all that you STILL haven't warded enough. You didn't get the scuttlers after all.) You didn't solo kill all dragons, Herald, and Baron You didn't solo take down every tower in the game (as the not auto-based AP-Tank top laner) You didn't play as the hypermobile CC assassin that you're supposed to You just need to beat the game 1v5 even if your teammates are hyperfeeding them and letting them free farm Any less, and you'll be told that you didn't do enough If you can't get to 17/0/0 by at least 10 minutes you might as well give up, because it'll be your fault no matter how well you play
Is that a normal game?