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Items That Should NEVER Happen

Ring of Regenera·4/18/2015, 11:14:26 PM·1 votes·798 views

I felt like starting a thread that we could essentially keep up to be a daily reminder of what riot should NEVER EVER MAKE. Please keep the items reasonable, you know, things that don't look as bad on paper or have counter play but is just either so stupid the item is pointless, or it is so small the item breaks the game.

First off a support item that should NEVER HAPPEN

Actually this is a chain of items so have fun!

Starts off with a blade called.. um... for now "money funny" that gives like 25 ad and has the +1 gold for every creep made, without evening noting the passive this item is stupid for several reasons

  1. Why would you ever want an ad support?
  2. This would probably just lead to a champion balanced around having no good items to allow them to support being broken.
  3. Whatever the passive is will probably be stupid. Heres the dumb passive that riot should never make. Passive: If you kill an enemy, the nearest ally is healed a percent of their health and the gold is shared. I am just saying this for the betterment of humanity, by stating that this item will be bad against any good team, and would absolutely destroy low level play. Just think about the horrors this item would bring to/ and against teams of various skills. Imagine trying to genuinely play a game and then someone goes say, lee sin support with this item. It would be awful, you would lose, and pretty much be doomed from the start, not to mention that anyone who has no idea what their doing is going to be instantly trashed by this thing, leading to the worst snowballing since the relic shield nerfs (oh yea remember that?).

Now it is your turn, make a item that should NEVER HAPPEN!

14 Comments

Lord Dusteon4/18/2015, 11:20:25 PM3 votes

Magic Thornmail.

Tank Trinity Force.

An item that has literally every stat a class wants or almost every stat they want in large quantities.

An item with Hard CC.

An item that amplifies your damage by X%.

Leviathan.

Any item with an incredibly overpowered active.

Any item that reflects abilities.

Probably more, but those are the ones I particularly hate seeing pop up here.

Curling Veigar4/18/2015, 11:40:40 PM2 votes

magic thornmail?

veigar oneshots himself

also how bout an AP hexdrinker?

Crett4/18/2015, 11:46:14 PM2 votes

"The Dream Of Bankplank" Unique Passive: Gain 1.5% of your current gold as AD

  • 25% crit chance
Penta Penguin4/18/2015, 11:58:20 PM2 votes

Global ground-targeted "Luminous Smite" that deals 75% damage to minoins and monsters in its area and leaves vision in a small radius for 3 seconds

"Razing Smite" that creates true damage burn field over time at target location

"Blinding Smite" that instantly kills a ward or blinds a champion from seeing ward-vision for 10 seconds

"Debilitating Smite" that interrupts Teleport and prevents use of jumps, dashes, blinks, Flash, etc. for 3 seconds

Green Trinket that cuts down one brush for 60 seconds

Passive Grey Trinket with enemy champion sonar that beeps if an enemy is in nearby brush or fog of war. Upgrade has a different beep for enemy traps.

Yellow Trinket upgrade with global distance, but has to wait for the ward to air-drop after 10 seconds + seconds for distance

Summoner Spell that powers up a large or epic monster and turns it into an ally for 30 seconds

Summoner Spell that commits suicide to give the rest of your health as a shield to an ally

Summoner Spell that lets you travel as an immune ghost for 30 sceonds, while your body stays behind and will take 2x damage

Add "Target allies" to potions to throw it at them

Bread-crumb pouch consumable that leaves a very thin trail of vision where you walk lasting 30 seconds (60 second item duration)

Item: Quinn's Crossbow, Instant kill enemy champions with auto attacks and summon Exodia if you get a penta

Penta Penguin4/19/2015, 12:26:51 AM2 votes

jwhat exactly is the knif esupposed to d o against golem, red, dragon, baron??????

i bet nobody here remembers when league of legends was "a game made by WoW fans, for WoW fans"

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Ring of Regenera4/18/2015, 11:44:31 PM1 votes

You all forgot, they should never make an item that has an active that acts as a second flash.

Bârd4/19/2015, 12:27:23 AM1 votes

Item that temporarily removes the attack-speed cap, and doubles your attack speed (base, items, buffs, etc).

Old Zilean W on an item.

Stealing Mana.

Anivia Wall on an item.

Grants "Awesome buff of awesomely awesome buffing" to your champion for 5 seconds.

Grants "Strategic buff of strategic strategy" to target champion (ally or enemy huehuehue) for 5 seconds.

Spellshield that causes the next projectile spell that hits you to literally bounce off of you, becoming a skillshot that can hit either team.