I made a list of things more fun to do than play top lane in ranked right now,

brisker6·5/2/2016, 7:15:18 PM·2 votes·415 views
  1. Touch live electric wires
  2. Eat lead paint chips
  3. Read the iTunes user agreement
  4. Watch grass grow
  5. Pay random strangers 5 dollars per person to kick me in the nuts.

Help me out I'm sure there's plenty more.

Seriously if it weren't for Trundle I would have offed myself already. This meta is making for the most boring fucking top lane interactions I could possibly imagine. Ekko Garen Maokai Malphite Nautilus Graves . The champs being played right now are so fucking lame in general, but Top really sucks.

1 Comments

Very Hard Engage5/2/2016, 8:15:06 PM1 votes

..... i read the itunes user agreement.

just pick a mage top like lulu or lissandra and either walk all over them, or just manage the wave to the point where they have no opportunities without losing a turret or a huge amount of gold. against tanks you want wave clear to the point where they cant afford to do anything else. its nasty and disgusting, but whatever works.

im not afraid to take Velkoz top.