It's really touching to have your team not only give up 3 kills from river to jungle before laning even starts, but to have the Riven in that group come back to top lane level 2 and with a bonus longsword on top of it.
Then have your two worst players who originally died in that river to her tell you that the sole reason that you lost the game was because of you yourself.
League community, eat your heart out.
WalkingInACircle5 votesWell yeah. You play Teemo. No one wants you on their team. Or in the enemy team.
For Carthage1 votesHonestly, I'd be less annoyed if people will report for literally no less than me going "I dunno if Kog's a good pick, we have no peel" or "I dunno if an Akali top versus a Cho'Gath is a very good idea." It's their champ. And half the time their champ is far worse just in general.
Yeah, the joke that Teemo's the worst champ and the troll champ is funny. Haha. Cute. But you don't then end a game with people blaming you and only you for all of their fuckups, feedings, misplays, miscommunications, failures to communicate, and absolute lack of ability to do their jobs. It's cute as a joke, but when you get reported - reported - for telling your team to stop being assholes about you being a champ that is the sole reason the enemy hasn't overrun the base and that we have any objective control at all, the joke's done. That's a bunch of dickholes.
Like the only reason I ever go Nasus isn't because he's fun - it's because then I have an excuse to not have to deal with any of my teammates for 30 minutes. Because AFK farming is "Just what Nasus does".
T RexHasLongLegs1 votesI don't think it's that teemo is the worst champ, it's just that he sucked to play in a game w/ in seasons past. Not sure his state is as bad as it used to be, but in the past he was pretty much only good for split pushing.
This meant that if he was on your team you got to hope he was good and that he would split push his way to winning the game for you while you played a 4v5 all game and it sucked, or he got crushed and you auto lose pretty much. While if he was on the enemy team, you either crush them and it's kinda boring, or teemo sodomizes your top lane and becomes a split pushing nightmare who takes your inhibs and is impossible to catch whether or not he can ever kill anyone. Basically it just becomes about the teemo lane and everyone else has a kinda meh game they have to play through no matter what happens.
Also until super galaxy rumble was released he was probably the most annoying champ in the game (up there w/ nunu jungle who is just plain evil aswell <3 love that yeti). That's more why kill the teemo was legit a game mode people played on dominion (or whatever the round map is) more so than that teemo was "the worst champ" or anything.
shalexade2 votesMy wife plays teemo. Normals only though, so she can usually score top/mid/sup (Blind + objective control op)
Regardless though, the sheer volume of abuse that she cops purely because she's playing teemo is ridiculous. 95% of the abuse comes from her own team, usually while the other team complains about "god damned teemo".
Abusing, while never realising that she's dealt far more damage than anyone else on her team. That she's turtled the base. That she's pre-shroomed objectives that enabled the team to win fights around said objectives.
The community as a whole is horribly toxic to teemo players- not caring that it's a person behind the horrible little satan that is teemo.
Darth Pixy Misa1 votesBlame Hierarchy in LOL:
Jungle Teemo > Teemo > Jungle > Support > Tank > Yourself
NullDragon1 votes[{quoted}](name=Katrina Steiner,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=tZhLWFe8,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2015-05-04T02:45:58.871+0000)
Blame Hierarchy in LOL:
Jungle Teemo > Teemo > Jungle > Support > Tank > Yourself
Support Teemo >>>>>>> Jungle Teemo
phirestarter1 votesI don't really follow what you're saying, but, I'm upvoting because of the pro-teemo content.
For Carthage1 votesBasically, it's that just being the champ auto-allows your team to blame you for their loss regardless of their shortcomings.
Aelvr1 votesFor Carthage? Quae delenda fuit deleta est. Roman master race.
Noo You1 votesTeemo needs some fair love.......hate the real reason bards......(Rework) - Teemo is lacking something to make him a true champion his e as passive / new abilities
no love for 
its always that people say nerf / useless cant we consider a peace treaty and give him a small rework
Vincent Lucius1 votesLove the Teemo thing. Best part is that if one of them gets snippy I can call them a satanic badger and it either shuts them up or diffuses the situation.
But seriously, there's no reason to be toxic to a Teemo just because they're a Teemo. Especially if they're your Teemo. If they're your Teemo feel free to sacrifice them while you ace the enemy team and then tell them in all chat "Good job, you caught the badger." He's like Shaco. They have to kill him. You simply do not let a Teemo get away.
I'm sure you'll find some fun people soon enough.
MetalGearTeemu1 votesI've made some true skeptics believers in tankmo.
Full tank Teemo requires no CC, because Teemo himself is a global taunt.
your carry is over-extended. Zeds about to ult her?
Stand next to her as Tankmo, maybe /laugh.
Zed is now ulting your Sunfire/frozen heart/Randuins teemo and costing his team the fight.
Congrats, you're helping.
