Shen's a terrible ninja. Shen knows this. He can't sneak for shit.
So Shen's like, "What the hell should I do? I suck."
Answer: he uses his absolute lack of any kind of stealth whatsoever to taunt the shit out of people and do an entirely different job ten times better.
That's how you take lemons and make lemonade out of them.
Vistha Kai27 voteshttp://41.media.tumblr.com/c476a940cc5cc7ba13bd27117b68dc86/tumblr_myxqj7X5F81sqq057o1_1280.jpg
He's ninja enough to voyeur people with Stand United.
Crowe Stalker1 votesLet's be honest, that'd taunt at least 1/100th of the entire League Community, if not to kill him then to chain him down and make him spill the beans to the location of said Erotic Sona Photos.
TurquoiseYoshi1 votesDude you mean 2/3 of the League community.
Crowe Stalker1 votesI don't meant to group that many people due to different genders, gender identities and sexualities (not to mention different ideals of Beauty, what's beautiful to me may seem meh or ugly to someone else) but still, an extremely large number, definitely in the Millions, would kill/torture Shen for this information. It's no wonder his Taunts are so effective.
TurquoiseYoshi1 votesA couple years ago, Riot released a some user data that said that 90% of the playerbase was male. A survey in 2011 found that about 4% of Americans identify as gay (this is the largest percentage of reseached countries). That ends up with an extremely small estimate of 27.5 million people attracted to women at the time of this released data. Most people attracted to women find Sona in some way attractive (I did some surveying myself. Now my Skype friends are confused as hell). So my estimate probably isn't that far off.
Crowe Stalker1 votesWell that was, indeed, 'a couple of years ago' but 1/100 was definitely far too conservative. Dunno why, something just felt off about 1/10... maybe because it was still too low if anything.
TurquoiseYoshi1 votesI doubt that the percentage of people that are male playing League would have changed that much over time. In any case, we can assume that the amount of people hunting down Shen for the Sona nudes would be exactly a metric poopton.
Crowe Stalker1 votesI think the Metric system does not have an accurate or existing measurement for how many people would fall for the Taunt (myself included)
TurquoiseYoshi3 votesThe thing is, we all know the pictures are going onto the internet afterwards.
Crowe Stalker2 votesIf Patreon is any example that really won't be the case :| I can dream though...
Ariel the Cruel1 votesMaybe 1/3ed.
We're talking about Sona, not Draven. . . . or Reksai.
Metalogic1 votesHmmmm rek'sai nudes... 
Ariel the Cruel1 votesRule 34.
TurquoiseYoshi1 votesWe all wanna REK that.
amirite?
bad manner kid24 votesif you can't make lemonade out of a lemon you should try a juicer
For Carthage37 votesNah mang. Shen taunts the lemonade out.
Talks about the lemon's mother.
All like, "Yo, your mama's so stanky..."
Shit gets them lemons seething lemonade every time.
ArkenStorm15 votes
: "ok"
Fritterz3 votesYou didn't finish the stanky joke.... I was excited...
Chatillon1 votesdying
Lynxonyx1 votes[{quoted}](name=All Chat Referee,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=FlxWb3dH,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2015-08-10T07:15:05.443+0000)
if you can't make lemonade out of a lemon you should try a juicer
"I was a juicer."
Mistress Madoka18 votesShen is Secretly Cave Johnson. He doesn't make lemonade, he makes Lemon-'Nades!
http://hacknmod.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Combustible-Lemons.jpg
Bouffon dAnglais4 votesI demand to see Life's manager!
ahferroin710 votesThe thing is though, that within certain clans of ninjas, any squad of the would have one individual who's job it was to be distracting as possible and draw all the attention so the others could do their jobs. Shen fits that perfectly.
RottedApples10 votes
... surprise motherfucker i actually am a ninja. shen appears out of no where after ulting eve.
Bârd10 votesIf life gives you lemons,
make orange Juice.
redniwediS8 votesKennen's pretty bad at stealth too. Same with Zed. Akali is literally the only stealthy ninja.
Sure Zed can jump around in the shadows, but that's not really stealth. That's teleportation.
Posui Gart24 votesYou know something is wrong with game is the best ninja-skillset is put on... a cat. 
has stealth, binding, and jumps
ArkenStorm13 votesor a bug 
jumps, isolation damage, stealth
Hyrum Graff14 votes[{quoted}](name=Posui Gart,realm=EUW,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=FlxWb3dH,comment-id=00020000,timestamp=2015-08-10T08:16:55.686+0000)
You know something is wrong with game is the best ninja-skillset is put on... a cat.
Have you seen a cat? DIDN'T THINK SO.
#catsareninjastoo
TurquoiseYoshi1 votesI saw a dead one that Santa killed.
Mistress Madoka4 votesCats are actually 3 Ninjas in a tiny fuzzy coat
Sire Hippington5 votesnow ult that ulted rangar and you got yourself the sneakiest taunting nija ever. And cats>ninja in terms of stealth-predatores. They are the sneakiest beasts known to mankind(besides the sock-eater, no-one has ever seen one, but he surely does exist, he probably is a relative of cats...or cats are secretly eating our socks o.O)
Tentacle Love7 votesPlot Twist: Shen is actually two ninjas, which is why the law of conservation of ninjas does not apply.
esmelar2 voteswtf TWO Shens?
Chaotic Reks3 voteshave you ever wondered where Scuttle came from?
esmelar2 votesmaybe Shen and Tahm Kench made a "pact"?
LaughingStapler4 votesThe only thing Ninja about Shen is his uniform.
Ironclad Dragon3 votesShen is an awesome ninja. He distracts everyone else so that the actual ninjas can do work.
Lotus Blade3 votesshen's walk is stupid
Trebbi2 votesYou cant fault shen for that, afterall his father was a sadomasochist exhibitionist who forced shen to watch as he got defiled.
ModAcademy Kayn1 votesBut if I give someone lemons, and they make lemonade, does that make me Life?
Need Gold 4 Tent1 votesjaden pls
Robert Smith1 votesHe can stealth. There's no one to see you if there's no one to see you.
fantastic dud1 votesdid u know that shen and akali are the only two ninja that their q isnt a projectile wich makes sound on impact, and that is a now what of the defining factors of ninjas. And shen is the only one that relies on his auto attacks more than the others. But anyways he might get a rework soon.
Auryiel1 votesWow
I'm dying XD
The Loveless1 votesinb4 he's reworked into an assassin
we could use a real MK ninja type
The Ecdysiast1 votesIt's more of a lame excuse to put a tank into a band of assassins.
Psychoneirik1 votesnononono, you don't get it. While ulting he doesn't teleport, he just leaves a decoy that looks like himself channeling, then he stealths and runs very fast towards his ally. In fact, he is so good at stealth that not even your own team can see him while he does this.
