New LeBlanc is the world's shittiest assassin. Please change her tag. She's not an assassin.

JuhnChan·3/15/2017, 9:33:45 PM·2 votes·692 views

HURDURRR I'M HERE AND I'M GONNA WAIT AN ETERNITY TO DO DAMAGE JUST LIKE IN THE FUCKING MOVIES. OH WHAT YOU HAVE A COMPETENT TEAM THAT STICKS BY YOUR SIDE? GUESS I JUST DO FUCKING NOTHING FOR THE ENTIRE GAME LMAO BECAUSE I NEED ONE OF YOU BITCHES TO GET CAUGHT OUT K OR ELSE I CAN'T DO MY DAMAAAAGE.

FUCKING Lissandra IS A BETTER ASSASSIN THAN I AM LMAO! RITO AHHHHAHAHA RITOO! AHHHH!

IF I CAN'T PULL OFF MY COMBO MY MARKS DISAPPEAR IN 4 FUCKING SECONDS SO THE MOMENT I GO BACK WITH RW AND TRY TO Q AGAIN THE MARK FUCKING DISAPPEARS AND I HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN. BUT WAIT LMAO MY FIRST ROTATION DID -22 DAMAGE SO Ahri Katarina Lux ALL ARE AT FULL HP BUT I'M AT HALF DURING THE TRADE HAH!

AND FUCK ME IF I MISS ONE E CAUSE LMAO NO DAMAGE IS GOING TO BE HAD THIS TRADE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

ASSASSIN AHHHHHHHHHHHH!


But in all seriousness, LeBlanc's new rework just turned her into a normal mage. Here's a list of mages who do assassin work better (i.e. more consistently and/or more safely) than LeBlanc, some of which aren't even assassins:
Ahri
Annie Azir Diana Ekko Elise Fiddlesticks Fizz Kassadin Karthus Katarina Lissandra Lux Morgana Nidalee Sona Syndra TwistedFate Veigar Velkoz Xerath Ziggs Zyra

New Leblanc is the biggest feast or famine champion I have seen. If you are fed you just go wherever the fuck you want and kill anything you want because no one can do anything. Just chillin' and walkin some random dog you leashed up and BOOM headsplosion. If you aren't fed then good luck getting close to ANYTHING for long enough to do damage. Quick trades? What the fuck are those. If you aren't trading for a whole 1.5 seconds and/or you miss your E, then you do only about 20% of the damage you were supposed to deal, which ends up being like 150 damage (Q+W+ maybe a basic attack). Meanwhile the enemy trades for the full 500 damage and then they go in to close with another 500 upfront damage and you get 70-0'd while you dance around frantically trying to trigger a mark. In games where I don't utterly crush lane I have not been able to do ANYTHING outside of hoping to catch some nooblord out. Which never happens. In teamfights, you always get focused immediately if you try to get close enough for E/RE, and if you accidentally miss a Q wave proc in a fight then fuck your damage.

Oh and somehow every time I try to wave clear with Q it leaves everything with 1 HP and all the minions instantly die and I get nothing. Honestly fuck that shit.

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Yaśuo Main3/15/2017, 9:35:20 PM1 votes

Uhhhh.

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Remember 6 RoA LB? Jesus.