I just quit a ranked game for the first time in years and I am not sorry.
Fighting against all these new bullshit champs that have insane mobility and damage like new
and
is just fucking dumb. I don't stand a chance. I play League so I can have fun, not watch something suddenly appear on my screen from the far side of lane, kill me for free and just walk away while I flail about uselessly missing every retaliation skillshot. Sorry I can't seem to hit the speeding nuke rushing past me from all the way behind her own minions. It should be so easy I'm just trash right? Sorry. Fucking sorry.
I miss old League. You know, that game where people said "don't facecheck brush"? And as long as you didn't actually go into the bush you would be fairly safe? Nowadays I go 1000 units near an unwarded bush and I'm still dead. Meanwhile I can't even buy fucking wards either.
I just want to be able to play
as first pick (because not everyone has enough champions to switch champs) and not get steamrolled by some
when I'm trying to farm with my
E. Honestly I'm not even allowed to do that? What kind of fucked up world is this? Try to max range poke, deal 100 damage. LB decides she wants to go in on a whim, 700 damage after resists under tower with a free get-out-of-jail card. If this is the direction League is going to be going, I don't want to play anymore.
League is a bad drug. "I'll have fun this time" 0-11. 0-4. 1-12. "Well fuck that was a great way to spend my night before the long week of work". Why do I even play this game. I don't know. I'm fucking stupid. And addicted. Maybe I'm a masochist. My anus started bleeding and the tearing hurt too much this time around, though so I stopped. I can't take it. I'm not sorry. LB and Camille are complete bullshit. Not. Fun. At all. I might have a fun game after I take a break. Probably not. We'll see.
There's a lot wrong this patch. They can all burst you down to nothing without a problem. Even tanks can this meta. Like... why is this a thing?
have CC, burst, sustained damage and wave clear while also having minimal mana management.