Code is SHIT
So I built attack speed slow to negate as much of the dps as I could. Except that there was no noticeable difference between my damage taken and anyone else on the team per second. Seems like the slows weren't applying as they should. But hey, it's not like Riot has time to fix theire code and bugs. They'll just release new skins since those actually generate some revenue. Nevermind the declining player base since who the hell cares. Oh and I suspect that Riot has already put me on the "dissenter blacklist" to regulate their celebrity just like China tries to regulate propaganda against its mighty state. +1 for fascism. TL;DR fix yo shit Riot.