Insert Rioter statement about champion design a Rioter never actually said

Insert complaint about Zed,Graves and Fiora. Point out that you feel sorry for Cassiopeia players. Insert complaint about Duskblade in connection with DFG. Say that Sejuani and Sion are weak and that the Cinderhulk meta has been so much healthier. Insert complaint about tank itemization. Insert complaint about towers and that you can't reach late game or comeback anymore. Bonus upvotes: Make some joke about Riot Balance team eating Teemo shrooms.