Riot, why do you hate URF?
You think I haven't noticed that you've rotated Poro King, Acension, Definitely Not Dominion and other boring game modes multiple times without giving me URF? Wrong. I've noticed.
What do you have against URF? Are you afraid that it makes the game too much fun? That no one wants to play on the Rift for awhile after they've felt the power of URF?
Damn you Riot. Damn you and your inclinations to keep the drug that is URF away from me. I don't need an intervention. I need another fix.
Sincerely, Kinetika