Thank You RIOT

K54··1 votes·394 views

My 6th sense, intuition, gut feeling, voices in my head all told me to dodge this match. http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2043141464/50791689?tab=overview

But that would put me on a 5 hour wait time.

How can you be bronze with an overall 55% win rate? How can you still be in bronze when you've had multiple win streaks of 20 matches in a row, with only 1 loss in between.

Because RIOT punishes me for dodging queues with retarded champ selection.

No, you don't have to go meta. I don't care about you picking whatever champ you want to play, ignoring team composition and enemy team composition.

That's not why I wanted to dodge queue. I wanted to dodge queue because I know people who make stupid ass champion selection decisions are more commonly horrible players.

I'm a 55% win rate player, I'm always getting "Teamwork" and "Honorable Opponent" at the end of my matches, rarely ever being reported. So why the fuck do I get 4 toxic, less than 38% win rate players on my team?

Is that what it means to have "balanced" matchmaking? You take the honorable, high win rate player and stick him with toxic low win rate players for team balance? I guess I was just supposed to carry them all some how?

I don't care about the LP loss for dodging, but the wait time is stupid as fuck! There has to be a better way. I cannot enjoy the game when I have such stupidity on my team.

I didn't even get a proper laning phase. Literally had top lane and bottom lane sit under their turret, then top lane and bottom lane come gank me. Got away with a flash then bam, jungle Xin finishes me off. So what do my teammates do, they recall and my jungle decides to dive them all.

11 Comments

Beldair2 votes

Y'all just got out picked in team comp.

Dodge queing won't solve a damn thing.

Just look at my ranked matches. I lost pretty much all of them. Were they because of my team, yeas and no. We lost because we had terrible communication, over extended ourselves, got too aggressive, or was just outplayed. It's a TEAM game, it's not this person's or that person's fault (even though there are those occassions where it is that person's fault. Like when i try Kat after not playing her in forever and did AD against a Yas. Bro told me why AD, she scales off AP. So ya, that match was all me) it's the team's fault most of the time.

Work on communicating with your team instead of having a toxic attitude towards them in the beginning or after a few deaths.

disregardable1 votes

All ranked games 437W 425L (Win Ratio 51%)

http://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=k54 your winrate this season is actually 51%.

If I had to guess why you can't climb, it's actually because you feed 8+ kills a game no matter who you play.

K541 votes

It should be noted that my record was 100wins - 377losses at the start of the season before I started studying the game, calculating numbers, bought more rune pages and using the wiki extensively.

Since I reached 100 wins, that makes my record 337 - 48. You can check to confirm this then get back at me. Unfortunately, because of my extreme ignorance when I was 1st introduced to this game (fresh off of World of Warcraft) I never built a single defensive item, item 3146 and item 3009 no matter what champ I was using. So it was brought to my attention in a previous post I made similar to this (not rewarding players for improvement) that my total win % for all seasons (which determines mmr and elo) in still only at about 44%

Which means that everytime I do make it to S4 and close to S3, that the LP loss is too much to handle even when I'm winning 50% of my games in that league.

My now 87 - 54 Wukong had about 25 more losses than wins. My Jax just became positive recently since I'm been spam selecting him when appropriate building item 1403 item 3124 then going tank.

disregardable1 votes

Looked at your match history. It's not true. You've had 48 losses in the past 3 weeks, and you certainly haven't had 330 wins in that time (and of course you did have more losses before that as well).

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-history/NA1/50791689

If you want to climb and not drop, you need to stop feeding. The system has nothing to do with it, sorry.

K541 votes

That awkward moment you weren't intelligent enough to change match type to ranked http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-history/NA1/50791689?matchType=2

As for not having any recent win streaks, it's because I stopped dodging queues because it got my account suspended twice. Tried to make a ranked team with trusted players, but none of them are online consistently enough. I play this game daily, they're maybe on a 3 or 4 times a week.

Like I said, I study this game and myself very frequently, everything is saved in my favorites including match history. http://www.lolstarz.com/summoner?name=k54&lo=na http://www.lolskill.net/summoner/NA/k54 http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-history/NA1/50791689?matchType=2 http://www.lolking.net/summoner/na/36441724 http://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=k54 http://www.ign.com/maps/fallout-4/commonwealth

Starz shows the last 20 games as 10/10 and if you look at the King graph/chart, it shows that I've come down from my spike after not playing for awhile (the in between period was my suspension for queue dodging).

disregardable1 votes

I can only see your ranked match history because I'm not friends with you. That's how the official League matchmaking works. Off sites use Riot's developer API information to publish all matches, but Riot themselves believes normals should only be visible to friends.

I mean, I really don't see the harm in trying to die less, even if for some reason you think it really is that matchmaking system.

K541 votes

I have an idea just for you Mr. Toxic.

I'm going to invite you, and 2 of my friends to a match. We're going to play 3v1 against you. You have my word, if you die less than 10 times, manage to get 150 CS and survive for 20 minutes, I'll gift you any skin you want except Spirit Guard Udyr Pulsefire Ezreal or Sona basically, all the 1820 and less skins, you can choose any one.

But If also manage to get 3 kills (or even win), then you get one of those skins or any 2 other skins. I have about a 3900 RP and I'm 99% sure that if you accept my challenge I'll still have 3900 RP.

K541 votes

No reply... I thought everybody liked free skins. All you have to do is not die 10 times. That's easy, right?

disregardable1 votes

There are so many ways to beat that.

Immediate thoughts, obviously Heimerdinger could do well if you could last until the Zhonyas rush. Vladimir if you're afraid that you can't, good luck with level 1 pool and sustain. Then there's Illaoi. And even if you pick champs that can get around strong early game AOE, what's to stop me from just picking Shaco or Evelynn and avoiding you the whole game? And it only gets worse for you if we include champions that need level 6 to be good. Say hello to Khazix too! Rek'sai, Tahm Kench, Twisted Fate all have the map mobility to stay out of a fight. Good luck tower diving an Anivia or Azir at 6.

I tell you all of these things instead of just saying "Yes, give me free RP" because I'm actually 2 week banned right now. It's up tomorrow at 4, but I'd want to have a couple practice games to pick a strategy I'm best at. After all, I am an ADC main. I don't actually play any of those champions.

ModWulf Helhammer1 votes

You had no tank against a team with two assassins, an assassin style fighter, a hypercarry, and a point and click root....

and you wonder why you lost? Learn how to pick a team man

K541 votes

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic and you're agreeing with me, or the way my post was worded confused you and you don't realize you just reiterated what was already said.

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