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How to make a Vayne QQ Thread (9 EZ steps)

UF Dan·8/10/2017, 11:40:06 PM·29 votes·1,968 views

  1. Be ranked below Platinum V, to make sure teams don't know how to end games so Vaynes can free farm for 40 minutes and make sure that you know your stuff when it comes to champion balance. (Very important)

  2. Believe that Vayne can "3 shot tanks", "1v5 late game", and that Vayne "Outclasses all other ADCs Mid-Late" because she can 1 vs 1 most other ADCs at this stage as if outdueling each other is the goal of ADCs.

  3. Continually ask others how you can "kill Vayne late game" instead of how you can "stop Vayne from getting to late game in the first place".

  4. Shun people who tell you that Vayne has below average range while having 0 tools to cs or compete with other ADCs in lane besides her basic attacks, and has the crappiest laning phase in the game.

  5. Have an eternal and passionate hatred for stealth champs and constantly use the excuse that "stealth champs should never have X ability" and "stealth champs are inherently toxic".

  6. Ignore the opinions of and criticize dissenters who have played more than Vayne 2 times and constantly reassure them that they have a "biased opinion".

  7. Bring up the fact that Vayne is above 50% winrate and that she's the sixth most played ADC as if both pieces of information are true, relevant to the argument, and prove that Vayne is broken.

  8. Believe that Vayne is toxic by design. (very important)

  9. Downvote anyone who doesn't believe Vayne is currently or will be OP after buffs.

Follow these steps and you'll be on your way to infinite upvotes by our lovely community in no time at all!

Edit 1: edited step 4 bc there was misleading info and lack of info (Ty SKT T1 Renekton & Doozku). Added in Step 7 that info about WR and playrates on QQ threads can be false (Ty DaNinad & Bârd). Added info in Step 2.

55 Comments

48983507DEL18/11/2017, 1:48:00 AM13 votes

Ashe 600

Caitlyn 650 / 1300

Draven 550

Ezreal 550

Graves 425

Jhin 550

Jinx 525 / 600-700

Kalista 550

Kindred 500-750

KogMaw 500-710

Lucian 500

MissFortune 550

Quinn 525

Sivir 500

Tristana 550-669

Twitch 550 / 850

Varus 575

Vayne 550

Xayah 525

To summarize, Vayne shares the same range of 550 with 5 other Marksmen, and outranges 5 other Marksmen. This doesn't include champions with varying range like Tristana/Jinx.

So to say that she competes with Lucian for the lowest-ranged ADC isn't really true; she's actually pretty average. This doesn't mean her lane isn't weak, but saying "her low range makes her a terrible laner" is leaving out the majority of the reason why she seems to usually struggle in the early game.

Zëd Lęppelin8/11/2017, 11:54:10 AM5 votes

I hate your first point. I hate the mentality of 'you aren't high elo, you don't know shit'. Does Faker tell his coaches to fuck off because he's better than them? If you report the food in a restaurant isn't up to standard would the chef have a go because you yourself aren't a master chef? Even though I've never played a raked game in my life I can still say Vayne in her current state (Q crit oneshots on squishies midgame) is toxic asf, and now the fact that they said double w stacks on Q was a bug, I think the changes on PBE are a good direction for Vayne. (a little dubious about the heal however but she still has to actually kill someone to get it, killing squishies will be way harder now and the 2% W buff everyone is crying about is about 60 more damage every third auto against your average late game tank. However I expect most people to stop reading as soon as I said I'm unranked. (I think I just created a downvote farming post).

TyroneWatermelon8/11/2017, 5:52:55 AM3 votes

When You're so butthurt that you're making a thread entirely about other people's opinions

Shablagoo8/11/2017, 7:11:02 AM2 votes

Also Ignore the fact that vayne scales almost better then all adc's, has inherent tank killing power that deals true dmg, doesnt have a cd, and scales with attack speed pretty much which is in almost evey major adc item. That Supports are literally all op now and the best ones all heal and shield making vayne even stronger. The fact that we are in a heavy tank meta, that she has a stealth mechanic that allows her to pretty much outclass all adc's late and midgame, along with most other classes except maybe some assassins.

And the fact that despite Ez being the worst and most worthless adc this whole god dam season and getting a shitty q buff that did nothing, and realise instead of doing anything for this champion the decide to buff a champion that was already toxic in the beginning of the season before nerfing and not throwing her into the gutter ez is in, still is toxic in lots of aspects, get indirectly buffed with support item, crit item cost got lowered, and blade of the ruin king, also get indirectly buffed cuz the meta is heavy with tanks now too yet for some reason she needs more tank killing power and a heal for 20% of a targets maximum health when they are killed. NO one complains about the champion because its fine why does vayne need a buff when so many other champions are in such trash conditions? Nothing about vayne was weak before so why buff her she doesnt need it, no one has a problem with the state she is in now cuz she is balanced why buff something thats balanced( to some extent) when they dont even need it?

ZephyrDrake8/11/2017, 1:07:36 AM2 votes

don't think you even need that many steps, 2 to 3 steps is more than enough to make a QQ thread of any champion

An Enemy Sutando8/11/2017, 8:33:18 AM2 votes

You don't need all this.

Just drop "Upvote if you hate Vayne" into the title, then put nothing but a single "^" in the body.

There you have it. Perfect upvote farming post with less than a fraction of the effort.

Weasel Kensei8/11/2017, 5:40:42 AM2 votes

4.Shun people who tell you that Vayne competes with Lucian for the title of shortest range ADC and has the crappiest laning phase in the game.

She has an auto range of 550...

Thats the same as Twitch, Jhin, and Draven, and its longer than Sivir, Lucian, and Jinx auto range.

So if shes competing for short range with some other champ... shes losing cause its pretty average... lets just face it you found some words in your ass, and pulled them out.

If youre this wrong about this aspect of your arguments, how much else can you be wrong about? I mean she isnt competing with Lucian for shortest range ADC, she has 50 units on him, and is in the average range... some people do have misconceptions about Vayne, but your idea on her aa range is objectively wrong.

nice table8/11/2017, 1:20:36 PM1 votes

has the crappiest laning phase in the game.

well this is just untrue now isn't it?

LordGeovanni8/11/2017, 2:52:38 AM1 votes

vayne must be the only champion ever that was designed for late game.

Aptest8/11/2017, 9:33:06 AM1 votes

but drake,

vayne IS toxic by design

TheDonar8/11/2017, 1:08:43 PM1 votes

step 10: type your screed into a Word doc. Marvel at your masterpiece. Delete the file knowing that no one from Rito is going to care about your forum post enough to consider it for balance tips.

Also, wasn't all of this reverted on the PBE so...?

DaNinad8/11/2017, 1:02:13 AM1 votes

Also just to throw in there vayne has a 49.6% win rate in most sites. I don't know where people get 51 from xd