A quick PSA about the new Guardian Angel

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Hi fellow players, especially differently skilled ones, I know most of you think that AP bard mid is a masterpiece of theorycrafting and everybody is just an idiot if he doesn't understand your intellect too good for league and totally not damaged beyond repair, i know most of you think that Lux is an actually viable support, i know most of you think only noobs build gunblade on kata as first item because they're too unskilled the rely on the lifesteal to survive trough laning phase and only noobs build AD on kata, i mean, she has been built full ap for at least 6 years, why the hell are these noobs coming here and telling us to build AD items such as maw or gunblade on her, i know most of you guys are angry at those noob junglers that shove in your wave after a successful gank especially if you are below 10% hp and lee has shown on the minimap direct at you, and i know you guys also hate building sightstone because it's well known that ladies prefer bad boys that don't build/use sightstone on supports (clear sign of being a beta loser) or even better instalock rengar/teemo/lee when they get autofilled...

And i also know that most of you think that the most reliable way to deal damage with kog'maw is a skillful usage of his passive, especially because clicking those pesky, thin champions is pretty hard, and orb walking is something only noob tryhards do because they hate having fun, also do you want to talk about the pleasure when you manage to oneshot those 3 casters at 20 minutes and finally reach the threshold of 80 minions at 20 mins? come on...

but...

The new Guardian Angel is not meant to give the enemy team as many kills as possible in order to maximize its efficency!

Besides being a poor job of design as usual by the always perfect, never wrong, highly skilled and highly knowledgeable about the game Riot's Balancing Team™, it's an item meant for AD carries that want to become a less appetible target in teamfights, for assassins that want to prevent being bursted if they can't manage to find an escape since they were forced to engage, and surprise surprise: Squishy splitpushers (Canceruo I MEAN YASUO comes to mind), since they can either make use of the passive to kill the enemy as they respawn, being a less available target to be stopped in its splitpushing, buying some time for the allied team to collapse (ahahahaha i'm funny), or in the most desperate situations, EXECUTE at a turret/whatever to restore the passive. Assuming that they are not being pinged "?" on as those noobs manage to get the enemy inhibitor while the team is walking around the map without doing anything except walking or they get caught like dumbasses or they engage 4v5 especially when they don't have the lead and get killed in the process.

I hope i was informative and i didn't offended or triggered anybody so that they start squealing, banging their head against a wall or eating crayons or holding their breath while showing a sign with written "Reprot" on it as a form of protest to show me who's boss here. Thank you.