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HOW THE FUCKING HELL CAN I GET OUT OF BRONZE 5 WHEN I'M STUCK IN MID LANE?

ManiacalCoyote·10/9/2016, 4:52:00 AM·1 votes·1,719 views

I've been trying different secondary roles in order to maximize the odds of getting top lane, and I NEVER GET TOP IN RANKED. SERIOUSLY, THE MOTHERFUCKING DYNAMIC QUEUE IS FORCING ME TO PLAY ROLES I AM ABSOLUTELY SHIT AS WHEN I NEED TO PLAY AT MY BEST THE MOST. THE ONLY FUCKING TIME I GOT TO PLAY AS TOP WAS WHEN THE PERSON WHO GOT TOP HAD THE MERCY TO TRADE ROLES!

YOU MOTHERFUCKING %%%%S NEED TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO QUEUE UP FOR TOP LANE AND PLAY IT, NOT BE FORCED INTO MID LANE. I DON'T WANT TO GET FORCED TO FUCKING TRY TO JUNGLE OR SUPPORT. I DEFINITELY DO NOT WANT TO GET STUCK AS THE FUCKING ADC/APC. I WANT TO BE TOP LANE WHEN I QUEUE FOR TOP.

HOW THE FUCKING HELL ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING CRAWL OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING ELOHELL OF BRONZE FUCKING FIVE WHEN THEY CAN'T FUCKING GET THEIR MAIN ROLE? HOW, RIOT, HOW?

ON ANOTHER NOTE, WHY DO I GET TEAMED UP WITH BRONZES AND AGAINST FUCKING GOLD 2'S? HOW DOES THIS SHIT RESEMBLE "FAIR" IN ANY FUCKING WAY? AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING GIVE UP UNTIL NEXT SEASON OR SMURF, OR ARE YOU PLANNING ON SELLING LP? SERIOUSLY, WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK IS RANKED RIGGED AGAINST ME?

24 Comments

SGT Dingle Berry10/9/2016, 4:55:06 AM6 votes

Not being top lane isn't what's keeping you from moving out of bronze 5 bro.

I Snipe I10/9/2016, 5:09:11 AM3 votes

No thanks. I'm gold, as is my wife. I don't partake in sexual activities with bronze scrublords.

RageQ210/9/2016, 4:59:32 AM3 votes

A rank/division doesn't matter, it's more about MMR. Also for the fact you can't play top is still not stopping you from getting out of bronze, but the fact that if you're so upset with getting top lane then don't try, do Mid and play some carries to force yourself outta bronze. You can also straight up ask the other top laner to switch, you'll be surprise how many times they'll agree because maybe they had a primary YOU took. Just stay calm, be happy and you would be having this much trouble.

Baby Ghoul10/9/2016, 5:24:22 AM2 votes

Silver 2 is not full of rock stars, trust me. Even Gold is still considered low ELO by the majority of the community.

If you're in Bronze 5 for a significant amount of time you're doing something wrong period. Don't deny it anymore, learn from it. You need to accept that or you will remain in Bronze for another season. Getting to Silver isn't really that difficult. You can play the cheesiest things and walk right out of there in no time. I had a friend get out of Bronze playing only Sona mid.

I've been playing this game for almost 2 years, and I've never been in Bronze. I certainly am not a great player, and I see so many people make mistakes where I'm at too. I still don't understand how people in low Bronze can honestly look at where they are at and blame it on others. People that low are pretty clueless about the game, and the skill match ups are probably the closest in all of the lower leagues. Bronze 1 to Gold 5 is another story, and when you get there you're gonna need thicker skin and a better attitude because the skill of each player can be so wildly different from one another.

no mechanics ape10/9/2016, 5:11:19 AM2 votes

I put top/mid and get top 95% of the time.

Also, bronze 5 is literally the worst of the worst. If you can't climb out of it, it's probably not the fact you aren't getting top lane. I'm a top lane Singed one trick but could stomp bronze 5 as Urgot jungle if I wanted to.

At that low of an elo, you can play pretty much anything and win as long as you're not terrible.

I Snipe I10/9/2016, 4:58:22 AM1 votes

Git gud

bbc world order10/9/2016, 5:28:40 AM1 votes

item 3070

go katarina mid

Tsunade isnt Op10/9/2016, 5:33:47 AM1 votes

Just say you dont wanna be in bronze than you will climb out .. I did it not that hard

The Last Ballad10/10/2016, 2:49:23 AM1 votes

1.Lose the caps. Using the text equivalent of yelling will not make your point stronger, it just makes it hard(and with the bold, painful) to read.

2.You should be base line competent in at least 2 roles. Your secondary should be the role you are good at, but not as good at. For me, the only role I cannot do well with is jungle(cannot farm correctly, cannot successfully gank, etc...), but that takes more practice than the others...

3.a "HOW THE HELL ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO CRAWL OUT OF THE ELOHELL OF BRONZE FIVE WHEN THEY CAN'T GET THEIR MAIN ROLE? HOW, RIOT, HOW?" You see, if you are in bronze 5, maybe you should stay there until you can play a different role. Last season people climbed to gold, plat, diamond, master, and challenger despite the fact that they didn't always get their main role(except for support mains, but that is because most do not want support). In fact, in the new queue you get to pick 2 roles you go into. Before? You could get any of the 5 roles in the game.

3.b Lose the attitude dude. The world(and to a lesser extent Riot) does not owe you anything. I am almost done climbing out of bronze 1, and I have only played 10 games outside my placements. If you deserve to get out of bronze 5, you will. But definitely not with that attitude.

4.a "ON ANOTHER NOTE, WHY DO I GET TEAMED UP WITH BRONZES AND AGAINST GOLD 2'S? HOW DOES THIS RESEMBLE "FAIR" IN ANY WAY?" Your matchups are not determined by rank, but by mr(the same point system that normals use to determine who your opponents are). The reason you are against them is that either you are doing well enough to be placed against them, or they suck as much as you do. Either one.

4.b Swearing every other word is not helping your case. At all.

My suggestion. Secondary the role that has the playstyle closest to your favorite top laners(ie, mid for mages, jungle for tanks, bot for marksmen, support for utility tanks/mages). Or find out what champs you have that can go into different lanes. For instance, I play support, but Anivia Annie Heimerdinger Lux Morgana Nami Karma Lulu Syndra Zilean and Zyra can go mid, while Karma Kayle Nautilus TahmKench Taric Soraka (its a strange one, but it works against some matchups) Taric Shen can go top. I chose top as I like the tanky champs better.

Take this advice, do it!

GULAG 4 U10/10/2016, 3:03:38 AM1 votes

Option 0.5: Cry and rage

Option 1: Git gud

Yooba10/17/2016, 3:28:02 AM1 votes

Play Juggernauts mid lane