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Time to bring the ahri complaints to an immediate screeching halt, here's how to counter

ScissorsNstuff··3 votes·319 views

instead of rushing your precious 500 mana instead invest in early item 1001

its really that simple

Don't even wait just get boots when you hit 300g. Ahri isn't going to do anything to your tower. Ahri loves towers and tends to stroke the large phallic objects rather gently early on later getting excitable and rough with it after she's gotten her freaky hat and boots on.

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No need to upgrade your boots, could help but you really don't need to, this should be enough movespeed. If you need more get item 3113 otherwise just get item 3001

"but muh mana"

youre playing against ahri, dodge enough stuff with any defense on and she wont be able to finish you for a while. Do not trade with her unless she comes onto you, don't overstay, get some damn item 2003

And for fucks sake whatever you do, do not get cocky just because she is intentionally letting you shove her lane, be afraid!

AND CALL YOUR DAMN MIAS!

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6 Comments

KindredAndWolf4 votes

omg this shit again. Ahri just DOESN"T do as much damage as other mid laners. Its HARD for her to 100-0 burst you, and if she did YOU fucked up hard.

Bait out her q's and dodge them. Bait out her E and THEN trade. trade with her in the minions so her w doesn't do shit to you.

Play with your friends and GET A CC HEAVY TANK on your team. wtf is this s1? BUILD SOME HP. like really, wtf.

Poppy is in the shitter and you guys are complaing about a champ that hardly has reliable damage. Fucking stupid

What are you people bronze?

ScissorsNstuff1 votes

No need to bait out her Q, it will arrive on schedule.

ahri doesn't have the mana pool or damage to be just tossing Qs out just because... unless you already fed.

Treune811 votes

Ahri is op again and your empty argument isn't helpful.Anyway she will get new nerf.

ScissorsNstuff1 votes

yes, she will get a nerf, just like she does every year once a year.

any more big surprises and spoilers?

edit

and my argument isn't empty, its not an argument. Either do it or get rek'd

Treune811 votes

{quoted}

yes, she will get a nerf, just like she does every year once a year.

any more big surprises and spoilers?

edit

and my argument isn't empty, its not an argument. Either do it or get rek'd

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ScissorsNstuff1 votes

Ahri Fancult indeed

Glad to see you slapping yourself, some do when they realize the truth

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Ahri is justice

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