Garen Mains defending a blatantly overpowered champion: classic.
Because it's very fair to watch a Garen win the game with one item that he gets from one kill.
"He has no disengage!" It's called pressing Q and W; but sure, you can stun him, no Garen-tee you'll kill him though.
"Kite him" This nonsensical myth is ridiculous. Unless you're playing Cait top, he will see you are trying to poke him and Q W E on your ass. The only champions I can think of being able to kinda do it safely are Quinn and Teemo. Besides, you're suggesting playing a Ranged Champion top, which will neuter your team because = no tank. Unless you wanna play Gnar.
"Play something that beats him!" And why? Why is playing one champion such a damn crime in this game? In my case, it's a small selection of champions. I'd rather be really good at a few champions than mediocre on a lot of them. There should be a way to itemize against a Juggernaut, not just "counter-pick him" - leave that shit to the LCS. By having some way to itemize against Garen, you can at least reduce the disadvantage you have and remain viable for your team (the same treatment Garen gets from being himself).
Garen rewards people who don't want to think too much and yeah, he's a beginner champion, but everything in his kit is so fool-proof and requires a lot more from the opponent than it should. If you wanna main Garen that's fine, but you can't just sit here and tell me the concept of a Juggernaut is fair or that his "wait 3s to heal all your damage back" passive is very fair.
I agree, every champ has a bad matchup, but very few champions can still be viable (even in a bad matchup) like Garen can.
Alright, dissect it and break context now, Garen Mains.