Necessary ARAM change

My IGN Sucks·7/22/2016, 7:06:35 AM·174 votes·6,870 views

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After playing an otherwise fun ARAM match, I observed an extremely toxic Jinx player who absolutely refused to feed the poros, even after obtaining TWO (2(TWO(2))) Poro snax !!! It was truly, truly outrageous .

My suggestion is for Riot to keep track of players who refuse to feed the poros. If you play enough games without feeding the poros, then you don't get ANY poro snax . Instead, your two allotted poro snax are distributed to players on the team who have proven they care about the poros.

This is a core necessity to this game mode.

43 Comments

Cookie Poro7/22/2016, 7:08:56 AM59 votes

+1 Clearly this is a matter of up-most important

Zero Skill Tank7/22/2016, 10:27:07 AM43 votes

Or, if you have 2 Poro snax in your pocket and you die, cute little fokers pillage your dead body for it. [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Pikmints7/22/2016, 2:25:00 PM10 votes

That would make it so that a player that gets their snacks taken away would be permanently unable to feed poros though.

How about making it so that if you walk over a dead enemy champion that still has their snack, you will pick theirs up if you don't already have one.

Julio The Fiance7/22/2016, 8:03:49 PM9 votes

Why not just reward players who have shown compassion to these lovely creatures with a summoner summoner 31 icon?[slayer-jinx-wink]

YuGiHo7/23/2016, 1:07:40 AM5 votes

Poro Obesity is a real issue some players are trying to prevent.

XIII Vanitas7/22/2016, 8:10:32 PM5 votes

I fight against poros' obesity. I don't want them to die prematurely.

Mira Arya Enthe7/22/2016, 6:02:35 PM4 votes

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After playing an otherwise fun ARAM match, I observed an extremely toxic Jinx player who absolutely refused to feed the poros, even after obtaining TWO (2(TWO(2))) Poro snax !!! It was truly, truly outrageous .

My suggestion is for Riot to keep track of players who refuse to feed the poros. If you play enough games without feeding the poros, then you don't get ANY poro snax . Instead, your two allotted poro snax are distributed to players on the team who have proven they care about the poros.

This is a core necessity to this game mode.

Funny. But I find it kind of sad that the forums exist as a place where only jokes get upvotes. And serious suggestions, ideas, champion designs, complaints and other things that forums are typically meant for. Get zero views or upvotes.

Bear Juice7/22/2016, 3:00:27 PM3 votes

NO, don't do it haven't you realized the poros keep getting bigger and bigger. Whenever a creature dies in the Howling Abyss the body quickly disappears, thus I theorize that the poros must be eating them. I suggest that until further research has been conducted to verify whether the poros are eating people or not all poro snacks should be kept away from them (if worst come to worst we don't want to be fighting titanic poros now do we?).

Nanoucraft7/22/2016, 3:57:12 PM3 votes

This is one of the biggest issues with ARAM, the poro's are not getting all of what they can get. We must make this a reality.

Bear on poro feeders, our day will come when we will have 1000 poro snax, at that point, we will be happy!

GigaPube7/23/2016, 8:07:26 AM2 votes

silly me for thinking this might be a real suggestion for a change just because it isnt in memes and games....

Aír7/22/2016, 3:27:19 PM2 votes

Also, I know that Poros are on a diet and all, but can we feed the same poro twice please?

Lady Hammerlock7/23/2016, 1:01:14 AM2 votes

#Makethehowlingabyssgreatagain

ThePartyLeader7/22/2016, 4:49:50 PM1 votes

Should just hit them with an afk note after the match that warns them if they don't feed the poros the terrorist win.

ValkyrieHeart7/22/2016, 2:33:10 PM1 votes

This is heartbreaking. I feel like the developers need to put this as the highest priority project. Cease all activity until this is fixed, Rito.

Saianna7/22/2016, 8:16:19 PM1 votes

I hate threads like those..

Bring nothing important..

Jad7/22/2016, 9:45:51 PM1 votes

Yes, get on it Riot.

amazinggrace08057/22/2016, 11:48:22 PM1 votes

Now I need a poro plush.

NinjaGuy697/22/2016, 4:48:45 PM1 votes

My suggestion is for Riot to keep track of players who refuse to feed the poros. If you play enough games without feeding the poros, then you don't get ANY poro snax . Instead, your two allotted poro snax are distributed to players on the team who have proven they care about the poros.

Fuck your poros. Nothing is free in this world. You learn that after playing around 3000 ARAM games, such as yours truly has.

The Yetii Rider7/22/2016, 1:09:44 PM1 votes

Who refuses to feed the poros?! Noxians, that's who. Don't be a jerk like Darius. Feed a poro today.

LordBahamutXVI7/23/2016, 3:36:31 AM1 votes

I agree. As a person who frequently forgets to feed the poros I feel bad about not feeding them all the time. My snax should go to someone more determined than I

Teslium7/22/2016, 7:23:02 PM1 votes

I like poros.