Can we get a report option for not feeding the poros?

My IGN Sucks··127 votes·18,535 views

Just as a little fun thing.

If you get enough reports for not feeding the poros on Howling Abyss, then you get a little sticker or icon on your profile with a sad poro.

On the flipside, implement an honor option for feeding the poros. If you get enough poro-feeding honors, you get a little sticker or icon on your profile with a happy poro.

55 Comments

RiotSlumber Jack75 votes

Honestly, we should just implement something that will automatically punish you whenever you go for an extended period of time without feeding the poros.

The punishment would be something like no matter where you navigate within the client you're forced to look at the face of a sad poro.

Look at it, you monster; look at what you've done.

Twilight Drizzle2 votes

Your champ portrait

CamaHa11 votes

Honestly, we should just implement something that will automatically punish you whenever you go for an extended period of time without feeding the poros.

The punishment would be something like no matter where you navigate within the client you're forced to look at the face of a sad poro.

Look at it, you monster; look at what you've done.

I know!!! How about if u don't feed poro for 15-20mins mouse cursor turns into sad poro and it cries on every click.

RiotSlumber Jack24 votes

Oh my word, like little tears pop out on every click? That would be so sad

Ariel the Cruel2 votes

Oh my word, like little tears pop out on every click? That would be so sad

I'm still trying to kill those immortal fuzzballs. So I consider this a happy Idea. (>_>)

RiotSlumber Jack17 votes

It will be sad poros for you until the end, my friend.

UNTIL THE END.

7ha7guy77752 votes

report for intentionally NOT feeding

Rew71110 votes

i ran out of cookies so i fed them Teemo. Is that safe?

LuckyReden5 votes

NO! Now they're going to have food poisoning!

LetsEatNachos24 votes

I want an option to buy more poro snax.

X9Squared1 votes

I want an option to buy more poro snax.

Hmm... gotta stack up. Where can you find those Poro Snax®? I think PoroSmart has them.. right?? Then again, you can always ask Braum for some...

Legostrike16 votes

That would be so entertaining.

"You...you don't feed the poor...poor, poros? YOU MONSTER!"

xXKefkaXx14 votes

Rengar is a heartless beast :( He keeps the poro snax all for himself

Pikmints2 votes

Seriously, why can't Riot do something to address this?

LoneliestThief5 votes

Make the poro snax take up a normal item spot. Then he'd HAVE to use it.

CRAZIGIRL712 votes

I LOVE POROS SO MUCH THATS WHY I HAVE THE ICON! THAT SHOULD BE A REAL ICON. I ALWAYS USE PORO SNAX!!!!!!!!!!!!

SecretAgentHulk5 votes

250RP or 1500IP this Christmas pls Rito

gubigubi9 votes

Simple solution. Reward players who feed 100 1000 and 10,000 poros with poro icons.

OldNewb3 votes

Oh man I love the poros, but have only ever seen **one **make it all the way to fully fed.

This is a cool idea - combining this with some other ideas on the thread, what if you could also purchase poro snax, but not until the 20 minute mark (and then for something like 2,000 gold)?

kayakninja1 votes

I saw a lot of it when they first brought it out, but it declined pretty fast. That was fun though. Several games had both teams declare a truce just so everyone could feed the poro all the way. :)

RegRobust6 votes

Champions that each things (chogath, nunu, etc.) should be allowed to eat the poros. Also, you should be able to report them for eating the poros.

LGD Frokid5 votes

I sell my biscuit

Sweetie Brella31 votes

There's a special place in hell for people like you...

ThatAutofillSupp3 votes

XD lmfao you made my day

Dar19824 votes

i want a happy and a sad poro icon... they are like the pugs of league

Der Lindwurm4 votes

Did you know?

Players who feed poros win 26% more matches.

Actually, I just made that up. But it sure seems like my team wins more often when we succeed in building an enormous poro.

Rock Rockburgh2 votes

Correlation; feeding a single poro requires at least some amount of coordination among the team.

PickleBabah4 votes

If every other person in that game reports you, then for the next 10 games you hear a crying little Poro in the background.

Furnace Of Souls3 votes

i love this idea

JustBoneBrook3 votes

LOL yah hahaha I will not upvote but so true :D

CamaHa3 votes

Why? u actually wanna see them explode?

Imperial Japan3 votes

OMG I LOVE THIS. DO IT IN DECEMBER!!!!

Bencorgi3 votes

Or get reported for eating the poro as Nunu for that one gold.

DangnabitRH2 votes

those people are jerks

What Is Smite2 votes

RITO add an option to spend gold on poro snax instead of items on ARAM, all items are free poro snax are 100 gold ea

Louis Vui Qiyana2 votes

BEST IDEA NA, or Korea, or er EUW?

Oksana2 votes

More Poro snx PLS Rito

Lithenai2 votes

I actually get frustrated when people don't feed the poros, which can be silly but I mean c'mon it's adorable, and I totally support this.

PhoenixOfHeaven2 votes

Your can get an item know as Biscuits through the use of masteries. I believe they do the same thing as Poro Snx.

Nicarasu1 votes

Nope. They're just upgraded health pots.

PhoenixOfHeaven1 votes

Thought they could do that also. well thanks for clearing that up.

LuckyReden2 votes

It should be two-fold if you're Braum and you didn't feed all the poros.

GoldenEevee1 votes

AMAZING

Whimsic Wicked1 votes

I approve!

Kinjishi1 votes

Hahaha... this is awesome. : ) Love feeding poros on HA. What else are the snacks even for?! =b

speak with tree1 votes

Rito pls

Mandaari1 votes

Poros have always been noob traps that get get people killed. They should be starved and kicked off the bridge.

X9Squared1 votes

Poros have always been noob traps that get get people killed. They should be starved and kicked off the bridge.

GASP GASP GASP kicks you off a bridge after starving you for a month

Bencorgi1 votes

Poppy Orianna Renekton Olaf !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sejuani Nocturne Azir Xerath Sejuani !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RamboDash151 votes

With only a dollar a day, you can help stop Poro abuse in your home town. Please, feed the Poros.

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