Riot, thanks for the ARAM changes!
Riot, you old dog you, how did you know that I needed more exercise, and that I should really get out more? I really appreciate you concern for my health, and all the extra family time that you are helping me to find. All those to-do lists will finally get done - those unfinished books will finally be read. Really, and I mean it, thank you. =)
As an ARAM only player, with one fell snowy swoop (mark/dash), you've convinced me to stop spending so much time playing LoL, and to get out and enjoy the many other things I've been neglecting in my life.