Teemo Hate

Drumkicker·8/28/2016, 5:54:31 PM·7 votes·1,855 views

It's well known throughout the community, in every elo 85.9% of summoners hate Teemo. If Teemo is on the winning team he gets no credit for the win even if he carries there is just silence. If Teemo is on the losing team everyone will rage at Teemo because it's his fault bot lane fed 10 kills before the 20 min mark. Everyone hates Teemo, even his own team in every circumstance.

Some people like myself love the fuck out of Teemo. I've played over 1000 games with Teemo and I don't regret a single one. I don't regret a single second I've sat stealthed in the enemy jg with my shroom trap ready. I don't regret getting camped the fuck out by every other enemy jungler. I don't regret the time spent deciding which skin was best for a particular game.

The only thing I regret about Teemo is how much everyone hates him and how his own team loves to try to tilt him and blame him for everything. I report and get reported 300% more often when I play Teemo. My account I played 1000 Teemo games on is permanently banned.

Riot: Please fix the fucked up Teemo dynamic. Something needs to change to make him seem less "troll". There is too much hate for such a fun (and insanely cute) champ to play. Please give him a blessing, a slight rework that will put him in a more healthy place ie your own team doesnt ban him when you show champ pref.

38 Comments

Cloud2738/28/2016, 6:25:33 PM4 votes

Every time I hear someone say Teemo is useless, "Teemo is having a hard time", etc I die a little inside. According to champion.gg he has a 52% win rate, so clearly Teemo is as garbage as everyone says...

And I've even seen him played in LCS a few times. He wins almost every time.

Mannysmoker8/28/2016, 5:55:46 PM3 votes

Then you can go fuck yourself for playing Teemo

GULAG 4 U8/28/2016, 8:46:24 PM3 votes

Well the same can bbe said abut yasuo right now, people hate him even more than teeto atm.

OurLestrade8/28/2016, 5:57:42 PM2 votes

His entire identity is built around being a dick to play with at this point, they can't change it. It'd be like removing Singed's gas.

Tattersall8/29/2016, 1:58:01 AM2 votes

(Imo) At this point, all the talk of Teemo being obscenely op isn't true, but it's perpetuated through memes. I can think of maybe ONE time that I was stomped by a Teemo, and that's it. He's not too difficult to counter, but people never forget the one or two times they were stomped by a Teemo because the internet is always reminding them.

tl;dr: Teemo hate is perpetuated through cultural lore and not reality.

Thunderspam8/28/2016, 6:16:09 PM2 votes

WOOO someone else understands. I hate it so much when in champ select my team sees I want teemo, asks me to change him and when I say that im a really good teemo player and have an easy match vs the Yi top lane, and they ban him -_-

#Teemoislife :)

Dr Poro8/29/2016, 9:49:36 AM1 votes

The hatred towards Teemo is mostly iconic and just for fun. When they blame you for shit that's obviously not your fault, 9/10 times it just started as a joke. Don't get mad at this and just play along. Say something like "cause I'm satan" and your team will have a good time instead of a flame war.

Tychusfindlay9198/28/2016, 9:54:17 PM1 votes

tuck feemo

VivaLaKitten8/29/2016, 2:02:02 AM1 votes

a rework is completely unnecessary he's fine the way he is not too strong, not too weak you would have had to do something worthy of a ban to be banned . - .

Leblancs Boob8/29/2016, 2:09:49 AM1 votes

Maybe you don't hate Teemo.... because you're the one playing him....

Pheobos8/29/2016, 9:43:02 AM1 votes

I feel like if anything they would need to look at his Q to make him feel less frustrating/troll-ish. a lock-on blind is one of the single most frustrating things to play against as a mele toplaner. Besides that, it has like a 70%ap scaling which i find insane for a lock-on.

Malfini8/28/2016, 6:12:57 PM1 votes

Because... His play style is intimidating.

Players do not buy Oracle Alteration.

Teemo has a hard time participating on team fights. If he does participate though, he becomes the primary target.

oSEXYPLATYPUSo8/28/2016, 6:02:59 PM1 votes

oh my stance on teemo ... official stance .... fuk that rat bastard LMAO

but really i had a game where i need to be a tank and engage for team comp we had and i knew i was vs Teemo top but i was like fuk it lets go rock solid Malphite and he was doing his lil Teemo thing of hiding in bush and auto attacking and blinding me he got a good lil cs lead but never killed me then my jungler comes im lvl 6 guess what ROCK SMASH LIL RAT and all he did was cry in game how i have no skill blah blah blah he kept flashing his mastery icon he didnt know i was lvl 6 also mastery Malphite i played safe took cs i could i went 2-1-1 he was 0-5-3 his team ff at 20 but he said i couldnt win 1 vs 1 i was bad ect ect.

lilpokfluf8/28/2016, 6:13:22 PM1 votes

They won't change him, he's already extremely profitable as a "troll champ" why bother changing him

oSEXYPLATYPUSo8/28/2016, 6:23:13 PM1 votes

maybe the Teemo is his win rate? #1 top laner 55.70% win rate