Autofilled top? Tired of fighting fairly? Wanna play with one hand?
Allow me to introduce
toplane!!
Have fun endlessly harassing melee champions whenever they try to play the game! Those bastards try to fight you? HA! Speed boost away at 500 movespeed while throwing 15 projectiles at them to remove 50% of their hp bar!
So bad that you got stomped in lane anyway? DOESNT MATTER! Just buy
and press your interactive R button in the middle of the teamfight to CC an entire team
!!!!!!! Dont worry about gold, your kleptomancy shouldve already given you 800 gold to make up for the fact you cant fucking CS!