The game the boards actually want to play is Rock, Paper, Scissors - they don't like League

i cant move wtf·Sep 16, 2017·6 votes·430 views

It's not an exaggeration to say the boards (in general) want the game to be decided in champ select.

"I picked an assassin therefore I should be able walk straight into a 6/0/1 adc, eat all their damage, miss every ability and win because I'm an assassin and they're an adc."

"I picked a tank so I should never die to an adc or mage under any circumstances because I'm a tank and not supposed to die ever."

League of Legends is a game of soft counters. You could build full tank on Draven and he'll actually be tanky. But there are other champions that can utilize those same tank stats better and so it's suboptimal (but NOT completely ineffective) on him.

If you want a game that's purely decided by team comps, just play Rock, Paper, Scissors. League isn't the game you're looking for.

13 Comments

PennsSep 16, 20172 votes

nah i should be able to kill the adc as assassin without getting assassinated by their crits first hehe

i cant move wtfSep 16, 20171 votes

Because adc's have significant amounts of crit in early/mid game.

zackthebakaSep 16, 20171 votes

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If you want a game that's purely decided by team comps, just play Rock, Paper, Scissors. League isn't the game you're looking for.

Malphite TwistedFate Khazix

i beg to differ

i cant move wtfSep 16, 20172 votes

I don't get it.

ModWulf HelhammerSep 16, 20171 votes

Malphite is a rock, TF has paper (cards), Kha'Zix's claws are like scissors (also he's like Scyther, which is scissor like)

i cant move wtfSep 16, 20171 votes

Eh, it's a stretch but good effort.

zackthebakaSep 16, 20172 votes

every ones a critic

i cant move wtfSep 16, 20171 votes

My mistake. I meant LOL!!!! HEHEXD!!!11111oneoneoneoneone

zackthebakaSep 16, 20171 votes

I know, i know. no need to applaud, I'm just the funniest man alive. please, please. contain your selves

Troy242621Sep 16, 20171 votes

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I know, i know. no need to applaud, I'm just the funniest man alive. please, please. contain your selves

Yeah man you really Malphite .

Zed geniusSep 16, 20171 votes

"I picked an assassin therefore I should be able walk straight into a 6/0/1 adc, eat all their damage, miss every ability and win because I'm an assassin and they're an adc."

Actually when I pick an assassin and i hit a full spell rotation on the squishy adc I think I should not lose the duel because the adc stood still and right clicked me

i cant move wtfSep 16, 20172 votes

Show me an example of that happening. When I play ADC I can be 5/0/4 and if a 2/7/5 zed with 50 less cs than me pops youmous and ults me, landing 1 shuriken, an E and an aa, I'm dead and he immediately blinks out of range for me or my team to make a trade kill through his ult.

ZephyrDrakeSep 16, 20171 votes

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Actually when I pick an assassin and i hit a full spell rotation on the squishy adc I think I should not lose the duel because the adc stood still and right clicked me

if you actually managed to land your entire spell rotation as an assassin and did not kill the ADC then that just tells me that you are either one of the following: severely far behind, the assassin you chose is terrible, the ADC is that fed, someone was around the ADC to heal/peel/protect him or a combination of any of those. I really want to see an ADC actually just stand still and beat an assassin that landed his entire combo on them