Enough is enough Riot, It is time to gut cancer Taric

#"muh winrate" - freelo abusing taric mains

http://champion.gg/champion/taric "gee i only have a truly outrageous 58% winrate with 0/9/21 masteries hes so trash hur dur"

Listen Riot, we've all had enough of this stupid, bullshit champion. He is the epitome of anti-fun, no counterplay braindead style gameplay.

For starters, let's talk about his passive. While people whine about trash tier Riven because "she gets a shield that scales with damage ;_;", Taric gets damage by building tank. Yep, build enough Armor and you can practically two shot people. Oh, and it also decreases the rest of his cooldowns. You thought Ryze/Riven were bad? Taric is absolutely disgusting with his lack of cooldowns.

Next. his Q. Everyone remembers how fun pre-rework lane Soraka was, with her infinite sustain and self-healing. Taric is even worse. When he heals allies, he heals himself for the same amount. Yeah, that's fantastic. Let's make two laners invincible instead of one. Oh, and if he uses it on himself, the heal is increased by 40%. Have fun killing this fucker by the end of the day, because he'll just heal all of your damage and two shot you with his broken passive.

We're only two abilities in, and you're probably already thinking to yourself "gee, what a stupid champion. Why is he allowed to exist?" We're not even done yet! His W is absurd. It's an aura that gives his teammates free armor. Just what we fucking needed, armor for an AD carry so they take no damage in trades, and whatever damage they took is immediately nullified by his Q heal. Just another "fuck you" to the already garbage AD assassins in the current meta. Oh, and it does AoE damage that scales with armor. Gee, so much fun and counterplay to that. That's not even the worst part, either. It has an AoE armor shred that scales with armor. Yep, base 25% + 5% of his own armor. Basically shreds at least as much of a black cleaver instantaneously. Also is an AoE. Let that sink in.

His E is the best part! It's a target stun! BECAUSE TARGET STUNS ARE SO FUN TO PLAY AGAINST AND HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING COUNTERPLAY (inb4 "DER RYZE IS ROOT" fuck off they're like the same thing and both bullshit) #"What the fuck is a skillshot, Thresh? lmao" - Taric abuser playing ezmode

His ult makes no sense. It turns himself into an unduelable monster and all of his teammates into full build Jax. Deals absurd AoE magic damage and gives him 70 Armor and AD and his teammates half of that bonus. That's so awesome and fun to play against, I love it when the entire enemy team gets a Free B.F. + Pickaxe and a Needless + Amplifying tome. Well we already know who won that team fight (pssst it's the one that didn't dodge when they saw the enemy lock in Taric)

Riot, stop reworking healthy champions like Fiora/Darius and instead focus on the real issues such as cancer no counterplay bullshit 58% winrate Taric. He has been a menace to the quality of this game since the very beginning and we will no longer stand for it!

#NERF TARIC!