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etc... on their team. No point in playing this if they have an auto-win champion on their team.
Oh, look the 1/5 Yasuo is now 17/5. Didn't see that one coming. Same as every other game. Never gets old apparently.
I'll go afk and grab a bite to eat till next game. Hopefully next game we won't lose at the champion select screen.
Ah yes, the enemy got Renekton. A champion with a whopping 49.5% win rate. Clearly a 100% loss.
Ah man, they got zed. Despite the fact that he only wins 53.33% of his games, it's gg already.
Yasuo's 48.8% win rate clearly means nothing, it's all over at champ select. Go next.
Fuck off and play the game. Riven and zed especially are a bit high, but calling gg at champ select is stupid and your defeatist attitude loses you more games than this shit.
Irelia is bad, Jax is fine and Yasuo is balanced. The other ones I can agree with though.
Not really sold on the Renekton and Irelia. Most of them have enough counterplay for me. The rest though.... Specifically, I love how Yasuo, Jax and Riven can play completely awful but still get so strong you cannot deal with them. Zed, even being a terrible Zed player, can delete you even when managing to miss all of his Q's simply because it is almost impossible to miss the attacks from his shadow.
