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Thank You Riot Snowballing: Catering to the fast food, fast entertainment, fast cultured generation

Cavemantero·5/27/2017, 2:19:34 AM·9 votes·512 views

Thanks Riot for turning my favorite game for years into a game of Counterstrike. Just rush and blow everyone's head off...set the bomb at the paper tower that does no damage...take rift herald and dragon and skate to a win. All for faster games. Thanks for turning chess into a game of checkers where whoever has the feeder starts off with the missing checker and whoever is against the feeder starts off 'kinged'. Thanks for turning my 8 hour slow cooked brisket into a McDonald's playdough hamburger patty. Thanks for rushing out the new boards which no one asked for taking precious time from the new client which everyone asked for and giving us the crafting system which no one asked for. Thanks for burying URF which would've given us faster games, more fun, and actually helped our favorite champs be competitive against the meta. Thanks RIot!

9 Comments

Essychu5/27/2017, 2:23:27 AM4 votes

my favorite part about league is when you flame an intent feeder and 8 people start talking about how toxic you are and how you need to get banned regardless of the guy running down mid wasting my time and losing me a ranked game.

shit triggers the living hell out of me.

how can i handle being surrounded by 9 complete degenerates.

LegitBusinessman5/27/2017, 3:04:37 AM2 votes

Post of the year for me so far.

ZT Xperimentor6/4/2017, 2:48:06 PM1 votes

And more or less why the old time fans are giving up on the game. Shorter games leaves less strategy; why play late game when it ends before mid game? Why play anything else when bullies scale up faster? Why bother trying to widdle down their resources when everyone dies in a couple hits? The list goes on and on.