Oh hey, you're in promos? We at Riot games offer a neat feature where you get the worst teams ever!
Where the score is 17/3 at the 15 minute mark with you having every single kill and 1 death! Neat! It's like no matter what I do, I just fucking lose! How can I possibly fucking carry a game where my team is dying in laning phase over and over? You expect me to run my ass bot at the 5 minute mark as a top laner every time my bot lane fights? Like can you please get rid of this stupid fucking rigged system already?