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PSA: If a champ has made you realize how bad you are != unbalanced

Zelorxon··2 votes·739 views

Have you facetanked every illaoi's tentacles and you got destroyed? That's balanced.

Have you been ganked by lee sin and killed? That's balanced.

Have you tried to trade with renekton before lv9 and he oneshot you and your jungler? That's balanced.

Have you tried to duel the enemy assassin as an adc despite you being 12/4/7 and he killed you? That's balanced.

Has a champ landed every skillshot on you and you didn't even used your point and clicks and got killed? That's balanced.

Has the enemy ivern counterjungled all your jungle leaving you with crumbs because you have no idea what a JOONGLE is? That's balanced.

Have you been killed by melee'ing the enemy darius as adc? That's balanced.

Is master yi 3 levels above your jungler just out of sheer powerfarming? That's balanced.

Have you tried to trade with the enemy adc as kog/tristana before lv9 and you got killed despite landing all your damage perfectly? That's balanced.

Has the enemy jungler camped you and you didn't used a single ward and/or your team didn't punished the camp? That's balanced. Have you tried to 1v1 fiora and she killed you? That's balanced.

Has kha'zix oneshotted your adc appearing out of nowhere with just an auto, a W and a Q? That's balanced.

Just because you're clueless and incompetent doesn't mean something is unbalanced, please stop projecting your ignorance and frustrations on the game, thank you.

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zrWQMdGHtY2 votes

So the 0/10, literally 2 shoting me as a 15/2 Kat is balanced? Well gold we got that's sorted. Or the full tank Lee sin with 2/8 and 65 cs just q r qing me while I zhonya and 11/0 score? Or that 1/6 ashe with a single item deleting me in few hits just cuz she clicked her flash and I missed my passive once and then I'm forced into 10 sec cd on all spells, while I'm fed? Or is the yasou with no items and just bashing q and e deleting me simple cuz I went to take a minion? Or that no items kills Vayne just killing me for no reason cuz she can click e? Balance is really wrong in your head. Or when I'm a trundle support with 3/3 score and literally destroying a 20/0 talon in 1v1? You funny.

Zelorxon1 votes

Yes. -edit- Also most of your examples are misrepresented, you didn't gave me context but a broken english, most of the examples are what mentally normal people call "counterplay" or "outplayed" if you like, and trundle is a juggernaut, he's supposed to win against an assassin, oh, but maybe you want to feel less powerless because once you killed a trundle as talon but you don't understand why you don't manage to do it in a second game, who knows, maybe you're that kid that when i was little started squealing because i choose rock and he choose scissors and i announced him "i won!".

Learn the game before playing. You're embarassing yourself, and no, having other bronzetards to back you up with their number doesn't mean you're right.

-edit2- Nice kata jungle you have right there, and the fact that you don't build gunblade on kata says all i need to know, don't dare to speak to me again.

zrWQMdGHtY4 votes

Broken English is the one who just replied to my post. Especially after speaking BS how I should build Gunblade on a champion I main since her release. That item is useful only to actually unskilled players who can't land a single combo. I'm personally doing a Mejai instead of gunblade and always end with over 25 stacks, because Katarina is NOT meant to die 24/7, as many of you pro players made her look like. Her current KDA is 11/9/5 which is totally BS, giving the fact that on every account by now since rework I end up with less than deaths even when I lose my lanes and it's hopeless to play. Very rare cases I go over that. So best quit speaking and learn some English. None of the cases I said were "balanced", they were just proof of how much balance this game lacks.

P.S All ADCs counter katarina even if she's suppose to be the counter. All pages say that Talon counters Trundle. End of story.

P.S2 Q and Basic attack + dead, isnt counter play. IT's called YI been broken and never balanced. Only thing that can stop him is a bloody stun and thats' not even sure to land as he can block it with his Q.

CaptainKegbeard

So, what i'm getting out of this is that since you're a fed squishy champion you shouldn't be one shotted? Being squishy means that you should probably be careful around anybody. Just because your fed it doesn't mean your invincible. You don't want to be one shotted? Build tanky, of course you are a one trick so i guess you know whats best (<-- sarcasm). Idk if you've seen but everyone build gunblade on kat. Shit, they've been building it on people like leblanc and ahri for the burst potential. Gunblade is a great item on katarina and if you don't build it on her then you're losing out on a lot of burst potential. As for ADCs being a counter to kat you have got to be shitting me. ADC in 2017 wasn't born for no reason. Most champs in this game can one shot a ADC with relative ease, especially if it's a fed Kat like you say you always are. Just because someone in the game isn't doing so well doesn't mean they do no damage. Base stats are a thing. As for the Yi, you have to adapt to other play styles. Yi is very very VERY fucking good at solo killing people...even if they are tanky. It's best to stick with your team or at least someone with cc to stop him in order to not die as fast and hopefully kill him. You don't understand the concept of adapting to other people's play styles. If you're going to one trick learn some things about other champs so that you know what is going to do a lot of damage and what won't based on the base stats and how much the ratios are on those abilities. Once you know those you'll know what to avoid and you'll adapt to situations. I probably already stated this but just because someone is behind doesn't mean they don't do damage and seeing how you only really play kat, who is normally squishy, you should even be worried about base stats because those can change the situation real fast. Just because the situation doesn't pan out like you think it should doesn't mean the game isn't balanced. It just means you did something wrong or you got outplayed. Learn off of your mistakes and improve.

zrWQMdGHtY2 votes

http://i.imgur.com/5cnKckB.png

Katarina support. Against diamond 5-3 smurfs accounts.

I'm building tank as Katarina while jungling if there's no tank.

All you sadi is BS. Gunblade is a choice which ppl make, I found a build that deals x10 more damage than the gunblade build. Marry x-mas.

My mistakes are that I speak to people like you and that I dont ban Yi/Yasuo and stuff like that 100% of the time.

CaptainKegbeard2 votes

No, your mistake is not listening and thinking you're always right. If you don't listen and refuse to adapt then you'll continue to find things that you dislike. You say ban Yasuo and yi but the only reason they kill you is because you have no cc to stop them on Katarina. Stop being an ignorant person and just listen to what other people have to say before denouncing them. If you actually wanted to learn how to improve and you didn't think you were always right then maybe you would see that the stuff i said isn't BS. Shit, if you found a build that works for you thats fine, i was just explaining why people buy gunblade and the reasoning why they bought it and what you lose out on without buying it. I wasn't telling you to build it ffs.

zrWQMdGHtY1 votes

Cool story

HalcyonDweller1 votes

{quoted}

... broken english ... what mentally normal people call "counterplay" or "outplayed" ... Learn the game before playing. You're embarassing yourself, and no, having other bronzetards to back you up with their number doesn't mean you're right.

-edit2- Nice kata jungle you have right there, and the fact that you don't build gunblade on kata says all i need to know, don't dare to speak to me again.

Dude what the fk is wrong with you? This is absurd levels of abuse. Chill out.

Grymmstrike1 votes

Illaoi tentacles are not balanced. Everything else is balanced. Except Fizz. I don't think I've ever had an issue with any other champs but those two.

zrWQMdGHtY1 votes

Try playing against a scripting Yasuo... You'll know he's not balanced, because he's the only scripted champion which cannot be beaten by a normal player.

MissingKayo2 votes

If you think Illaoi is broken, you are trash at the game.

koshkyra1 votes

When i get outplayed by the enemy yasuo who has like 200 health and is dashing through minions and setting up his windwall strategically, thats balanced.

When a fizz just has to hit a single skillshot which knocks me up, then kills me before im even back on the ground with an entire kit of point-and-click sht? Thats not balanced.

SP Dodgecity1 votes

What is balance... it's meaning... its aura? Will we ever know?

Meh prolly not yo...

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HalcyonDweller1 votes

A bit extreme, but yes.... Basically every champion has ways to counter them if you play and build well. And making bad plays does indeed not prove the opponent is OP.

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