The worst thing about being in Bronze 5....

Lyless·Mar 27, 2016·2 votes·537 views

Is knowing you have no chance to win when you see your "TEAMMATES" chasing and feeding constantly. Every game!

16 Comments

IonianMar 27, 20162 votes

Ehhh... when I play on my low gold account I get like 15-25 kills every game.

LylessMar 27, 20161 votes

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Ehhh... when I play on my low gold account I get like 15-25 kills every game.

that's you. Congrats for being lucky.

IonianMar 27, 20161 votes

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that's you. Congrats for being lucky.

"lucky"

http://prnt.sc/akmk2v

LylessMar 27, 20161 votes

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"lucky"

http://prnt.sc/akmk2v

well congrats on getting "a real player" to do for you. The question is how much did you pay?

IonianMar 27, 20161 votes

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well congrats on getting "a real player" to do for you. The question is how much did you pay?

you right now http://blog.nwautos.com//assets_c/2010/01/011510_salt_lead_604x372-thumb-604x372.jpg

LylessMar 27, 20161 votes

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you right now http://blog.nwautos.com//assets_c/2010/01/011510_salt_lead_604x372-thumb-604x372.jpg

Like I said, prove you did it on your own. I want to see you in a match!

IonianMar 27, 20161 votes

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Like I said, prove you did it on your own. I want to see you in a match!

60% winrate is not that bad, and it's in diamond.

http://euw.op.gg/summoner/userName=if+ahri+was+real

I also upload some of my better plays.

https://www.youtube.com/user/yet0another0account/videos

LylessMar 27, 20161 votes

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Ehhh... when I play on my low gold account I get like 15-25 kills every game.

if you lose who cares?

48983507DEL1Mar 27, 20161 votes

Play champions that can roflstomp their team solo. Top: Nasus, Jungle: Master Yi, Mid: Annie Bot: Miss Fortune Support: Blitzcrank

WukongMainMar 27, 20161 votes

Douchebag teamcomp right there. It'll work though. Ez get 5 people straight to gold.

48983507DEL1Mar 27, 20161 votes

Oh i meant these are the people to play to solo carry a team in each role. They are also very simple and most Bronze players have no idea how to deal with them.

LylessMar 27, 20161 votes

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Douchebag teamcomp right there. It'll work though. Ez get 5 people straight to gold.

Too bad I am good with none of them. Don't like any of them.

LylessMar 27, 20161 votes

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Play champions that can roflstomp their team solo. Top: Nasus, Jungle: Master Yi, Mid: Annie Bot: Miss Fortune Support: Blitzcrank

Annie's Kit sucks. Yi is a cheap champion and he's banned in most games. I would rather use Cho over Nasus. I hate all ADCs. And if I am not using Soraka I hate supports.

48983507DEL1Mar 27, 20162 votes

Annie's kit is completely centered on punishing mistakes, which a lot of your Bronze enemies will tend to make quite often. If they step out of position, Annie's kit is perfectly designed to Stun-and-Kill them very quickly with relatively no counterplay. It's a well designed kit for a simple minded playstyle that has distinct and punishable weaknesses, but most Bronze players forget to take advantage of them.

Master Yi in Bronze is a kid in a candy shop. No one will try to CC you, and you can reach your late-game by just farming your jungle. If all else fails, just split-push a lane and kill anyone who comes to stop you. If someone bans Yi, take Xin-Zhou or Jax or Shyvana; don't gank, just farm and solo carry late game.

Cho and Nasus are very different, since Nasus can scale harder and become an actual damage threat late game instead of a massive CC-king beef cake like Cho. Again, if all else fails, just split-push, because no one will be able to stop you.

I hate ADCs too, but luckily you now only have to choose between 2 lanes.

Finally, don't expect to solo carry ANYTHING by playing Soraka. She is so team reliant, it's insane.

Paladin 0f LifeMar 27, 20161 votes

O really? So me... a b 2 guy. Climbed out of b3 in a day... like 5 games. Not only did i carry but i stomped the scrubs. Ive played in ranked with b4s and literally crushed them i got a quadra with champs id never bring into ranked. This elo hell thing is a myth and an excuse because you cant carry a game. Get a lead take objectives and stop complaining

LylessMar 27, 20161 votes

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O really? So me... a b 2 guy. Climbed out of b3 in a day... like 5 games. Not only did i carry but i stomped the scrubs. Ive played in ranked with b4s and literally crushed them i got a quadra with champs id never bring into ranked. This elo hell thing is a myth and an excuse because you cant carry a game. Get a lead take objectives and stop complaining

He we go with another know-it-all. One, when I top I usually prevail. But do you know what happens? I get ganked my the enemy a lot and then my jg won't do anything about it. When I die it's because they don't push or they get destroyed in team fights. I am usually 4-0-0 when I leave top lane and then once team fights happen, my team either fed so much that I can't do anything or they simple don't know how to play. That's the problem with you guys you throw out half-baked theories that are so wrong. Watch half a game and get a clue.