why do i always get the turds on series?

it's like riot intentionally puts you with the turds that have a huge lose streak to see if you can carry them out of elo hell. every single series, i get the turds that are on tilt mode. you dont even have to say anything to these people, they intentionally throw the game. the worst part is that they dont stfu about how bad the team is. he is the only retard with 1/17 but blames everyone else. stupidity a diseases, apparently also very contagious.