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Battalion··2 votes·178 views

For the love of all that is marginally balanced, please! I have been pushed aside, forgotten in that creepy old shopkeep's counter shelf. You don't know what he's like, you don't know him like I do. I've been here since the beginning, the fricken beginning man! LET ME OUT! Let me LIVE. If you could find just the smallest bit of humanity in that cold, desolate heart of your's, Riot Games, I am pleading to it now: Give me life!.

My name has been lost in time. Some know me as The Forgotten. Others, the wise and the elders amongst you, know me as Ohmwrecker.

Here is my picture: item 3056

Look at me right in my shining crystal and tell me, TELL ME I DO NOT DESERVE THE SAME CHANCE AT LIFE AS item 3512.

LOOK AT ME DAMN YOU!

http://media-titanium.cursecdn.com/attachments/thumbnails/46/530/638/638/ohmwrecker.png

2 Comments

Squall Leonhart2 votes

I often build you on Skarner, it's fun to take ppl away from their tower :]

Battalion1 votes

Bless you. item 3056

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