Why should I even play this game anymore?
-Diana is considered garbage tier and i don't know why. I haven't seen her once this season and when I played her I was told to learn a real jungler. Guess who I was suggested by the way.(Answer at the bottom, Let me know if you can guess one of both of them)
-People will find the theme of a champion to be amazing and want to try it. Only to realize that Olaf and Eve aren't actually good at doing much. You build damage on Olaf and your teamfight is a joke, Build full tank and you get shredded by an adc hoping that your team can make some magic happen. What about Katarina players? How do you think we are supposed to adjust now that we will need to build AD and magic pen? It's bad enough that the last 10 champs released have an option to either shut down Kat's ult or get out of range in a hurry.
-The jungle is ungodly difficult for most junglers. How can you expect somebody to play that role if they don't have a full armor page? New players will want to leave any game they take smite on because it's that difficult.
-Assassins don't exist because you gave them other qualities such as mobility and wave clear and took away the ability to assassinate. Take away DFG and somehow in the 5.2 rundown claim that you don't hate assassins. What nerve.
-Champs change direction and that is fine. Cass is ok and some are happy with the changes but you didn't need to make talon a wave clear and teamfight machine. How can that possibly be his intended role? He is listed as an assassin. Mages are the new assassins. Doing a single full combo from any burst mage will kill an adc. This gameplay design is retarded in a competitive game.
-Now let me explain why Riot philosophy is garbage. You take Assassins and you tell us that ''you like counterplay to their style.'' Well that's fine but you took away Talon and LB's lockdown and left them with qualities that aren't fit for assassins. LB's ult change gave her far more sustain and Talon was left with wave clear. So how does this concept fit with your latest Zed change? You nerfed his right click by 1%. Riot's balance team makes me sick. If you want ''Counterplay'' as you so claim nerf his energy regen so that laning against him isn't stressful at every moment he walks forward to last hit or change the mechanics of Zed's ult so that he can't counter the counterplay.
-Summoner spells are too cut and dry. Don't tell me they aren't. So many fights based around whether or not your 6 minute CD is up or not.
-The meta is strictly enforced by the playerbase and if you're last pick prepare for a game of suffering because you're going to be support or jungle and you're gonna like it because your team will make everything your fault if you don't follow their game. And this isn't even some outlying games. These circumstances are normal and happen in over half of my games regardless of a win/loss. This meta is also enforced by ranged AD carries having the most cost efficient items in the game, Dragon being more important and easier than baron, having smite as a summoner spell. Solo queue is masochism like no other game I've ever played myself.
-There is one more thing I've been reading about and this is really how I arrived at my thread title. Riot allegedly wants to have all of their tournament games filled with LC$ big Play$. Unfortunately the tools champs are given become completely inept and worthless as their lifespan goes on. Nerf this slow and 'tweak' that damage. Take away Fizz laning power and load it onto the shark. Give that mage more auto attack to compensate. So now even the best of the best players sit in lane and farm because they can't do anything until somebody leaves lane or a jungler appears to break it up. You know what happens when a team breaks up the meta and does something so crazy that the audience is on the edge of their seats watching to see Smite Heimer stealing the opposing jungle's red buff and four of that team pushing middle? Well let me tell you this new strategy was not encouraged. T1 and T2 towers got massive buffs against early pushes and to allow for game stalling. So everyone go back to your own lane. You need to herd minions for another 10 minutes. So think about that next game you play in the mid lane and how much fun you're having when that Fizz chews down 3 biscuits while you last hit minions waiting for an opportunity to run to another lane for a big play kill. You can't kill him by yourself. In fact you can't push him out of lane. Even if your jungler comes he will slip away. Your whole team will be farming for at least 15 minutes. With the current Hell that the jungle is the most likely odds is that your jungler is underleveled anyway. Where's the fun in that?
And the answer is---> (Lee Sin or J4)